Absolutely ridiculous "Death Metal"...

I mean, bands have to upstage one another somehow to sell records, granted, but there are just some absolutely ****ing STUPID bands out there. Check out these premo album covers.

People buy this shit? 😂

Fruity Bastards.

If you can decipher the name of the band w/o looking at the URL, I applaud you.

So, instead of making their lyrics half way understandable, losing the Cookie Monster voice effects, or anything else that would lead people on to think they are actual musicians, these "artists" make their mark with these hilarious covers?

How can anyone take these bands seriously...?

I like how the last one comes from www.anus.com 😐

OI!!! dont ****ing mock Death metal cry

Jesus chirst that is frickin hilarious 😂

yeah i know exactly what you mean, wtf is the world coming to when kids buy albums with covers with something like cut up people and aborted children all over them...

can you just imagine it though, a 12 year old hardcore death metal fan going home after a trip into Glasgow..

what did you buy to day son.

oh i got the new Anally Bleeding Butt Monkeys album.

Oh thats nice son.

lreeve

btw Cine, the Ramones sig is lookin sexeh droolio

I may as well debut MY band's new cover art.

We are Morbid Fecal Carnage..and this is....BEASTIAL DOMINATION!

wE ARE TEH R0XORZ!!!111!!!

so your telling me that its whats on the cover that counts????

Well, like I said, they all sound the same, so the cover art is the real lure.

But, Morbid Fecal Carnage sounds like no other death metal band, AND we have a cool cover.

i could also say all punk music sounds the same????

Thats why Its all about Opeth....

theres a local band here called 'necrosadistic goat torture' - pretty frustratingly bad

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I may as well debut MY band's new cover art.

We are Morbid Fecal Carnage..and this is....BEASTIAL DOMINATION!

wE ARE TEH R0XORZ!!!111!!!

Mail me a copy droolio

I love death metal but they can go a bit overboard sometimes.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I love death metal but they can go a bit overboard sometimes.

Originally posted by eggmayo
*Looks at sig*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Hey dude its a classic 😛

cannibal corpse are class

best album is tomb of the mutilated

Originally posted by eggmayo
I know, but lol... its funny.
Hammer Smashed Face is better anyway 😬

How can yo guys forget about the classic song "Orgasm Through Torture"
😆

😂

I love the lyrics to that song so much...

best line ever:
The skin is peeled off my dick done with a razor blade she begins to suck
blood and cum amok. 😆

its so sexy