Originally posted by Betageuze
who can beat him under water ?
Flipper!
(apparently he's faster than lightning, under the sea)
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, - (much faster than Namor)
No one you see, is smarter than he, - (including Doom or Namor)
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder, - (um.... ok)
Flying there under, under the sea! - (and he can FLY)
Everyone loves the king of the sea, - (Namor.... or Flipper?)
Ever so kind and gentle is he, - (ok... so he's not exactly bloodthirsty)
Tricks he will do when children appear, - (just like Batman)
And how they laugh when he's near! - (just like Robin)
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, - (really, really fast)
No-one you see, is smarter than he, - (especially not YOU!)
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder, - (and seal piss)
Flying there-under, under the sea! - (we already covered this)
Namor may have a slight strength advantage.... but speed and intelligence definitely go to Flipper!