Björk's Pregnant!!!!

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Björk's Pregnant!!!!

OMG!!! I've been so busy playing Resident Evil and working that I missed the news that broke on May 1st that Björk is 5 months pregnant!!!

Here's a picture of Björks boyfriend Matthew Barney, he's this freaky NYC artist:

He looks like Charles Manson for Christ sakes!!!

Can you imagine how messed up this kid's gonna be? Björks his mother and crazy Matthew Barney his father?

I only wish I were so lucky! 🙁
😛 🤣 😛

😂 what is there to say...congratulations, I guess! 😂

freak meets freak...

Yerssot, we dont need to hear the story about how your parents met! 😛

Now this is thread we really needed ! 😂

Originally posted by Texas
Yerssot, we dont need to hear the story about how your parents met! 😛

that's not how they met! They signed a treaty with the devil actually

The Anti-Christ is coming! Judgement Day is near!

aarrgh!

😂

and that anti-christ is me ...

Always knew I had somesort of prophecy... a bad one... I like it 🙂

Oh my God.....This kid is gonna be a freak!

I think Tex has edited that piccy, surely that chap was holding a plate with a series of numbers at the bottom?

Tex covered it with the huge beard.

😂

That'll be one messed up baby!

Too bad, Bjork's a good lookin Fin.

Tex should have liked to be the father. 😂

Raz is right.

It's the god damn apocolypse. 🙁 🙁

Yeah, well I'm not happy either!
Björk was suppose to go on an extensive Summer tour, but cancelled her plans and now I know why! 🙁

I hope Björks baby is born in the US, then he/she can grow up and run for President! 😮‍💨

It would be assassinated.

HUZZAH!! BJORK'S KID FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

I'll assassinate you too, JM.

I think Tomacco is jealous, cause he had his eye on Matthew Barney! 😛

I feel sorry for the next generation, who have to deal with more Byuck blood.