Björk's Pregnant!!!!

Started by Texas4 pages

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE 😈

I think instead of mice, we should use Bjork and her children to test dangerous products.

Whatever!!! Everyone loves Björk and her spawn!

Just last week she was on Celebrity Deathmatch, and ET did a cover story on her stalker, and then VH1 rated her 'It's Oh So Quiet' Video 7th Best of all Time!!

Face it, everyone loves Björk! 😛

Hitler got a lot of press, too.

Yeah, but he didn't dress up like a cabbage! 🙄

I bought a Björk flip lighter on E-Bay last night! 😎

Now I just need to take up smoking! 😮‍💨

Good. Maybe you'll die quicker. 😈

I should use it to burn down your shack!!!
But you dont deserve to be burned by Björk flames! 😛

I'm going to throw that lighter down the toilet.

Dont get bitch slapped! 😱

Sorry, but usually all assasination attempts against me are foiled by my trusting wife and her lovable dog gene.

GO GENE, GO!!

Oh, gross! Texas!!! NOO!!!!! Oh man!

Sorry, JM. Tex is trying to hump your dog.

I think Björk's kid will look something like Jedi Mercenary. avatar!

Plo Koon?

He kicks ass. I like him because he's a strong bastard in Jedi Power Battles.

Thank god for you bladder problem Genie, that diaper just saved your ass. Literally.

Koon's the man!!!

Ha ha, Tex 😛

Hardy Har Har Loraine!!!

Plo Koon

Spoiler:
gets shot in Episode II!!!
NOOOO!!!

Like hell he does.

I wonder if he has purple blood to match Mace's purple lightsaber. 😄