at the scene of the crime it smelled like brimstone. this wasn't going to be an easy case. so i interviewed them all.
ME: what were your feelings towards the professer this morning?
CYCOPS:i was mad at him because he told storm to be the leader and i was the leader.
STORM:i was mad at him for not letting me swim nude like i usually did in africa.
WOLVERINE:i was mad at him for not letting me kill magneto when i had th chance.
JEAN:i was mad at him for always lecturing me on how to keep my pheonix form in check.
NIGHTCRAWLER:i was furious at him for forgetting my birthday. he's a darn telepath for heaven's sake.
this story didn't check out. i checked everyone's location just 5 min before the murder.
cyclops and wolverine were drinking beer in the kitchen
jean was taking a nap
storm was talking to rogue on the phone( rogue was on a date with gambit today and was talking to storm on a cell phone).
and nightcrawler was praying