Funny story when i dared question Wolverines ability to instantly regenerate all forms of damage and shrug off hits from Thor while saying a normal human with strong bones would have his insides turn to goo from 10 ton strength punches i got called a fanboy despite not picking up a marvel comic let alone a Spiderman one in several years and being a confirmed DC fanboy that looks down on all things marvel
Originally posted by EvilCap America
Funny story when i dared question Wolverines ability to instantly regenerate all forms of damage and shrug off hits from Thor while saying a normal human with strong bones would have his insides turn to goo from 10 ton strength punches i got called a fanboy despite not picking up a marvel comic let alone a Spiderman one in several years and being a confirmed DC fanboy that looks down on all things marvel
Fanboy Wolverine's powers:
Can cut anything in the universe, no matter what it is, even if he doesn't have strength to do it.
Can regenerate from an single cell in matter of milliseconds.
Can win ANY fight against all types of brawlers.
Even God can't break his skeleton.
Can move so fast that his enemies can't see him before their hands are cut off.
No thing on Earth can stop him once he gets moving. Blasts from gods cant stop him. Class 100 punches can't even move him. He will ALWAYS get close enough to his enemy to cut them.
Can beat people that are stronger, faster and more intellect then him. On the same time.
ALWAYS gets at least one shot in his opponent.
That shot hits ALWAYS an fatal place.
Emits an psionic field that makes his enemies to come close at him and resort in brawling. And he will ALWAYS beat an brawler.
Can somehow hit people that move so fast that his eyes can't perceive them.
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Fanboy Wolverine's powers:Can cut anything in the universe, no matter what it is, even if he doesn't have strength to do it.
Can regenerate from an single cell in matter of milliseconds.
Can win ANY fight against all types of brawlers.
Even God can't break his skeleton.
Can move so fast that his enemies can't see him before their hands are cut off.
No thing on Earth can stop him once he gets moving. Blasts from gods cant stop him. Class 100 punches can't even move him. He will ALWAYS get close enough to his enemy to cut them.
Can beat people that are stronger, faster and more intellect then him. On the same time.
ALWAYS gets at least one shot in his opponent.
That shot hits ALWAYS an fatal place.
Emits an psionic field that makes his enemies to come close at him and resort in brawling. And he will ALWAYS beat an brawler.
Can somehow hit people that move so fast that his eyes can't perceive them.
馃槅 馃槅 馃槅 馃槅
Preach brother preach.
Below are my tested and proved top ten signs of a wolverine fanboy:
1. Brings up Wolvie feats, but can't explain how they'd logically work.
2. Uses insults as a last defense, because the fanboy feels that it makes them look smart, and right about what they're saying.
3. Thrives off Wolvie feats and biased info, Wolverine fights his best, while everyone else gets a handicap.
4. Thinks Wolverine beats everyone because he is Weapon X.
5. Has a HUGE distaste for spidey and his supporters, as he's in Wolverine's way to #1.
6. Has the grammar of a kindergartener.
7. Gets mad when logic is used againt them.
8. Are the same people in every Wolverine thread.
9. Thinks every superhero is jealous of Wolverine.
10. Thinks Wolverine can easily beat Namor.
If the opponent shows any of the following systems, its best to log off thread threadand avoid using anymore logic with them.
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Originally posted by Pointinel
why yall hate wolverine that much?
wolverine beats tony stark, namor, karate kid, and galactus
end of.
Its stupid people like this that can make wolverine so irritating to like supporitng on the forums, wolverine and bat fanboys are alike, they use only writing, and no conclusive or objective thinking, no logic or reasoning.
If you've looked at the discussions on spidey's side you'll hear about velocity, speed in releativenes to proificiency and damage, there are some around , but batmans are the most delusional, and wolverines ar4e the most die hard.
Wolverine cannot beat:
Spidey
IronMan
Galactus
Firelord
Sentry
Venom
Carnage
Electro
JeanGrey
Cyclops
Xavier
Magneto
TMNT
Ryu
Ken
Akuma
Bison
Oro
Gill
Onslaught
CyberAkuma
DarkRyu
ShinAkuma
Battlecruiser
Gladiator
DarthVader
Hulk
Rugal
Orochi
Kyo
Terry
SubZero
Scorpion
Raiden
Onaga
Eyedol
Glacius
Sabrewulf
Sabretooth
Iceman
Torch
dr.Doom
FF
GreenLantern
Superman
Wonderwoman
Flash
MartianManhunter
Nukes
Darthmaul
LukeSkywalker
Hawkgirl
Supergirl
Havok
Juggernaut
Colossus
Ken
WarMachine
MegaMan
MightyMouse
TriSentinel
Inuyasha
Goofy
DonaldDuck
or Micky Mouse,the end