Donnt mak me tel u agin mr cmen or wutevr yr nam is!!!!!!111 Wolverein cn slice up tht ocean florr gud! Hel killt th ocen fllor befor t nows wut hts it!!!!!!11 WOLVEREIN IS IRON CHEF!!!!
(hey, this IS a fun thread!!!!)
And also, hahahahahaha to your list for the TMNT, Onslaught (hehe, my team vs. yours), Battlecruiser, and the Disney icons...
Wolverine cannot beat 2.0:
Spidey
IronMan
Galactus
Firelord
Sentry
Venom
Carnage
Electro
JeanGrey
Cyclops
Xavier
Magneto
TMNT
Ryu
Ken
Akuma
Bison
Oro
Gill
Onslaught
CyberAkuma
DarkRyu
ShinAkuma
Battlecruiser
Gladiator
DarthVader
Hulk
Rugal
Orochi
Kyo
Terry
SubZero
Scorpion
Raiden
Onaga
Eyedol
Glacius
Sabrewulf
Sabretooth
Iceman
Torch
dr.Doom
FF
GreenLantern
Superman
Wonderwoman
Flash
MartianManhunter
Nukes
Darthmaul
LukeSkywalker
Hawkgirl
Supergirl
Havok
Juggernaut
Colossus
Ken
WarMachine
MegaMan
MightyMouse
TriSentinel
Onslaught
Inuyasha
Goofy
DonaldDuck
or Micky Mouse,the end
My name is "semen", I'm the worst enemy to wolverine fanboys for some reason..............
Haha, you already had Onslaught... And I had typed in cman and realized what it sounded like, and made an executive typo.
I have compiled some of Wolverine's greatest feats...
FB Ultimate Collection #362436
Wolverine proved to be so strong and fast that he could fly by flapping his arms. He reached 20x the speed of light within 2.5 picoseconds. He also averaged around 40 miles to the gallon and was awarded a motorized vehicle efficiency award.
Uncannily Uber Godly Wolverine #12345
Wolverine sniffed and tracked Flash through omniverse (yes... across the comics gap). To destroy the multiversal walls, he used his amazingly sharp claws to rend the very fabric of reality, opening a portal to DC where he immediately proceeded to cook and eat Flash on the popular cooking show Iron Chef, the theme ingredient being human speedster.
Wolverine: Cantthinkofanyothergoodtitles #665 😉
Through pure brute force, amazing speed, and some sharp claws, Wolverine sliced through several atoms, creating a vortex which immediately sucked in a full Celestial host. Wolverine then lent his healing powers to the universe and closed the vortex.
Adventures of a Hairy Man #WLVR
Wolverine somehow fell into a trap (obvious plot device) and became extremely angry. He used his amazing powers to flex his biceps, their sheer size and density knocking out all of the security guards, breaking Wolverine's shackles, and redirecting the ship that was en-route to a block hole back to Earth.
I hope this convinces you all that Wolverine is in fact better than Spiderman!!!!!1
Please in ICANTBELIEVEITSNOTBUTTER1082
Wolverine had shrugged off the std's and viruses he fought deep inside his body, his many relationships and hairy body gave him crabs, with one beseker rage, he was cured. He then proceeded to affairs with little teens again, because he was much to suave and sophisticated for older women.
Wolverine has been so done, you need a blood test after reading about him.
T3h @/\/\@Z1/\/G Spidey #Threve
Spiderman pulled out 40 web shooters and grew 4 new appendages, each with the standard 5 digits. He then proceeded to operate the web shooters with one finger/toe/tonger each and webbed Galactus, The Phoenix Force, and most impressively, Wolverine, to the sun.
SpinsectMan Revolution #314159
Spiderman used his amazing affinity with insects to call upon the abstract Infinity, who we found out now is what all flies will evolve into eventually. He then proceeds to make the most cutting mamma jokes the universe has ever seen, angering infinity. His Spider-Sense warned him of the oncoming blast, which he easily dodged. Then he proceeded to use his amazing strength to go all Jason Todd on Infinity with a crowbar he constructed from webs.
Spiderman: Icantbelieveitsnotpolishsausage #A Lot
His Spidersense warns him of Wolevrine killing Galactus, which has consequently freed Abraxas and initiated the end of everything. He immediately web swings to and takes over Dark Horse comics.
FB Spiderman Forevah!!!1 #!!!1
Spiderman, while juggling three jupiter sized planets, riding the unrideable cosmic unicycle, drinking pure power cosmic (199.98 proof) and fighting Pre-Crisis Superman, Hulk Killer Humanoid, and JPlatinum with his left foot, composed a full opera on the galaxy's largest saxamaphone, which secretly contained the moves necessary to defeat 2500 master chess players, with a 1:4 move handicap, all at the same time.
There we go. I still can't beat Devil's Advocate though. Trickiest arcade game ever.
TASTESLIKECHICKEN
Spiderman was fighting dock ock and he shot webs from the ultimate web spinner, dock asks how's ya do that, he goes, every appendage helps.
His precog allowed him to dodge galactus and kick him in the balls, causing the big bang allover again.
Wolverine used his claws to slice through time, to rape jean in her infancy.
Spiderman used his webbing to capture hulk, thing, and magneto, just for a 3way.he wanted to see what woul happen between a giant, a rock hard, and balls o steel.
Didn't Spider-Man beats Firelord before? I think this fight will all depends on where they are fighting. If they are fighting in an open space then I'll give it to Firelord. But if they are fighting in the city, like the last time, then Spidey takes it. It will be a very tough fight though. Firelord is very powerful, maybe as strong as Silver Surfer.
Originally posted by shaolin9976
Didn't Spider-Man beats Firelord before? I think this fight will all depends on where they are fighting. If they are fighting in an open space then I'll give it to Firelord. But if they are fighting in the city, like the last time, then Spidey takes it. It will be a very tough fight though. Firelord is very powerful, maybe as strong as Silver Surfer.
Brace yourself man... 😮💨
Let me quote Marvel Encylopedia here for awhile:
"Firelord may be the most powerful foe Spider-Man ever defeated. While traversing space at near light-speed, the former herald of the world-devouring Galactus stopped on Earth for rest and contemplation. He quickly ran afoul of a New york Mob mae jittery by a government-initiated stream of anti-mutant propaganda. A passing Spider-Man was alerted to the confilct, and a battle ensued. Frightfully aware he was greatly outclassed, Spider-Man fought on -- through expolosions and collapsing city blocks. When the Avengers arrived, they were stunned to discover a battered, half-crazed Spider-Man had proved victorious against an opponent with the power to destroy a planet."
The reasons I heard that kicking wolive in the nads wouldn't work is because his " boner" would be unaffected because of the increased healing of bone wolverine.
by the way, wolverine is a telepath and made marvel writers boost him up to battle spidey for number 1, did you know that he regenerated from a drop of blood, no joke.
didnt wolverine once cut through the fabric of space-time....and then processed to father....JP?.......is this the reason JP....is now so powerful that he rules the omniverse...and made galactus and LT his heralds? isnt he using spiderman's webbing as means to hold the omniverse from collapsing becasue of his great energies....????