Whiskey Thursday Thread II

Since queeq was a poop and closed the first thread, looks like I'll have to open up another.

It's midnight, ya'll. Hope ya got yer shotglasses. Cause it's Whiske' Thursday. Let's get shitty!

I don't drink. Talk to Tex about getting drunk... 🙄

I got my old soccer ball shot ball(in the shape of a soccer ball!!

LET'S GET NUTS!!!!

*pours JM a double shot*

I don't think Tex drinks. *ToMacco downs a double shot* Texas has issues.

Hmm...

I don't drink. Do I have issues? 😕

(Starts dancing to Bruce Springsteen)

Ya can't start a fire(oh yeah), ya can't start a fire without a spark.

*bolts Merc to the wall*

Okay, I'll give you a bottle of vodka if you stop doing that!

hot damn, sounds like a deal to me.

No Rex. Tex has issues beause he's old enough to have a drink, yet he doesn't.

That tall stretchmark scared Bjork lovin' runaway. No offense, Tex 🤣

*poors 2 bottles of vodka down Merc's throat*

The day after I turned 21, we had an all night party at the Silver Legacy(a casino) I threw up all over that joint!!

Sounds...fun...

*takes vodka bottles and smashes them*

This is Whiskey Thursday. We only drink whiskey today. If you got a problem, take your business elsewhere.

*shoves 50 vodka bottles out the window, puts 60 whiskey bottles in To's mouth*

Happy?

I wanna be in a bar fight.

Merc, meet Dr. Evazan. You may have seen him in Star Wars: A New Hope? Would you like to be armed or have it be a fist fight?

I'll show him my Irish knuckle boxing.

Okay, FIGHT!

*pours more whiskey for everyone*

Hey, it's Thursday. No fighting. Just have some whiskey!

Get this stuff off of me! I'm not going to do underage drinking! 😂