Whiskey Thursday Thread II

Hmmm! Think I ought to take a gun!

Nah, finti's harmless. 😄

yes I am

I was thnking more along the lines of queeq homing missile launcher actually!

It's never been called that before. 😄

well how about my chainsaw then, fitted with extra sharp queeq Attachment!

So queeq is dating Edna now....isn't that just ducky ! 😠 😠

You're in a foul mood today. Is it that time of the mon..... lalalalalalaa....

*grabs finti's battle axe and smashes queeq over the head with it*

No problem. Why ?

Ouch.

*opens trapdoor to rancor pit*

Would you mind stepping in here please ?

See, I can be polite about it. 😠 😠

**Hands Gundy her chainsaw!** 😛

Like you aren't in on it too..... 😠 😛

Me? What have I done?

You got sucked into the queeq trap of course.

I guess I have to file for divorce again.

*calls lawyer for 5th time, starts making list of stuff to screw queeq out of*

1. Entire SW collection.
2. Lear Jet.
3. Other Lear Jet.
4. Limo fleet.
5. House in Bahamas.
6. House in Bora Bora.
7. Other house in Bora Bora.
8. Giant pile of money.
9. The yahtzee game.
10. The closet.

*goes to get more paper*

Don't blame me! It's queeq who has gone into stalker mode again. I'm just the innocent bystander! Ooh don't let him have the Yahtzee!

Oh Gundy dear.... please don't go. She was sad because she didn't see SW, I tried to help her, there was a traffic jam, an earthquake, a giant flood, it wasn't my fauauauauauauauauauauauauauaualt......

*falls on floor sobbing, checks if Gundy buys his plea*

*crosses arms, looks away*

You're getting my shoes wet.

queeq you weren't there! But don't worry you weren't missed!

Now that was an experience and a half. Just seen that fantastic film in Europes largest cinema. My god it was fantastic. And soooooooooo funny!

See queeq, you would have just spoiled my fun had you been there

*walks in, punches queeq in the face*

Don't breaks hearts, dumbass!

*walks out*