Superman versus the the Jedi Council

he also held up a mountain on his back.

Dude, what the hell are you talking about... Superman already fought and beat the Hulk!!! It was in one of the Marvel/DC cross overs they had a while back.. So pretty much everything you just said holds no water at all.

Wow. Pwned.

If Superman used his speed, he'd beat Hulk. But if he didn't, Hulk's strength would increase to such sheer insanity that it wouldn't matter. Heck, even lightsabers probably wouldn't affect him. Either by not cutting him or healing an area immediately after the blade passes it.

Overall, Supes'd probably rock those jedi.

Originally posted by Dark Thor
do they have preparation time? if they do, they can make lightsabers out of kryptonite

Hhmmm... I'll say the Jedi have a preparation time of 2 days

Jedi win, the Jedi council should be able to find Kryptonite in that time find out what it does and make it into a lightsaber, and if not a lot of meditation and preparation could just suck the organs right out of superman his ass

I've always wondered if the Jedi's force choke would work on superman?? But still, even with a two day preparation time the Jedi might not be able to pull this one of.. I've read comics wear superman destroyed an entire colony of giant spaceships [ they's space ships would probably be about the size of the deathstar] in a mere few seconds.

He would still be affected by the Force... If they time to prepare they should theoretically be able to draw the organs straight from somebody his ass.

they can get kryptonite in two days, but makin lightsabers takes a while.

hulk owns superman any day of the week.

superman is crap all the jedi council can use the force and superman is non fs plus yoda would flip outa the way of supermans puny powers and stab his back alternativley use supermans flying powers against him and bring him crashing down the to the floor. with out a swet

Yoda would show Superman the true power of the Force.

for all the idoits that said that superman is the speed of light he is not. every heard " faster then a speeding bullet". if he was as fast light they wouldn't say "faster then a speeding bullet" they would say as fast as light. even yoda vs superman yoda would win. imagin all the dark jedi doing force choke/crush at the same time he would die. he would die from one lightsiber strike

Originally posted by Clawed The Bum
for all the idoits that said that superman is the speed of light he is not. every heard " faster then a speeding bullet". if he was as fast light they wouldn't say "faster then a speeding bullet" they would say as fast as light. even yoda vs superman yoda would win. imagin all the dark jedi doing force choke/crush at the same time he would die. he would die from one lightsiber strike

Wow, maybe I used to many big words.. okay, I'll try to make this as simple as possible for you. The whole thing about Superman moving "faster then a speeding bullet" was back in the 1950's.

Take any Superman comic from the 50's and compare them to the Superman comics of today, you'll notice a huge difference between them.. And it's pretty much the same for any comic book to, X-men, fantastic four, Daredevil, etc.....

Back in the 50's Superman could only jump over buildings, left cars, etc... But now, he can move the speed of light, Destroy an entire star with a mere breath as if he was blowing out the candles on his birthday cake, and can lift pretty much anything !!!

So before you go running your mouth about something atleast make sure you got your facts strait..

Originally posted by Darth_DaNThEMaN
they can get kryptonite in two days, but makin lightsabers takes a while.

hulk owns superman any day of the week.

indeed. hulk can actually eat superman while hes at it

Originally posted by Dresta
your a ****in idiot you little ****. the shield generators on naboo are not exactle normal ****ing objects are they. i would guess that there are made out of the same kind of substance as lightsabres. and is a jedi not 100 times more powerful than a normal human idiot. your entitled to your opinion about who would win but your not entitled to flame people when you don't know what the hell you're talking about, moron.

Superman would throw every member into the sun and they would die.

The Jedi would destroy Superman. The jedi did die from blaster shots from clones because they were out numbered but Superman can only shoot like two blasts from his eyes and the jedi would block it every time and then eventually slice him.

Originally posted by Clawed The Bum
for all the idoits that said that superman is the speed of light he is not. every heard " faster then a speeding bullet". if he was as fast light they wouldn't say "faster then a speeding bullet" they would say as fast as light. even yoda vs superman yoda would win. imagin all the dark jedi doing force choke/crush at the same time he would die. he would die from one lightsiber strike

And if force crushing/choking is literally choking and crushing, it's not going to do jack since Superman has easily survived nukes with no harm.

Originally posted by Fishy
Jedi win, the Jedi council should be able to find Kryptonite in that time find out what it does and make it into a lightsaber

Hmm...Doomsday killed Superman with his fist so a Lightsaber will work.

Can Superman go "at the speed of light" as people are claiming? No offense meant, it's just that I thought it was always quantified as "faster than a speeding bullet," and I always interpreted that to mean not infinitely faster than a bullet, which the speed of light (3 x 10^8 m/s) is. If Superman can travel at lightspeed he can, theoretically, become pure energy, which takes this whole fight to another level.