Superman versus the the Jedi Council

Started by Slash_KMC7 pages

He'll dodge that. 😕

which superman are we talking about

Does it matter?

This is a spite. Having ALL of the jedi might make Superman sweat a bit. Having ALL Jedi and Sith to ever live might actually harm Superman.

Originally posted by Master Smarts
council would kick supermans sorry ecuse for a butt
Originally posted by Dresta
seeing as lightsabers can cut through anything accept another lightsaber, superman would be cut up into tiny pieces.
Originally posted by Darth_DaNThEMaN
superman is lame.

kryptonite lightsabers, hes done.

Originally posted by Dresta
your a ****in idiot you little ****. the shield generators on naboo are not exactle normal ****ing objects are they. i would guess that there are made out of the same kind of substance as lightsabres. and is a jedi not 100 times more powerful than a normal human idiot. your entitled to your opinion about who would win but your not entitled to flame people when you don't know what the hell you're talking about, moron.
Originally posted by Darth_DaNThEMaN
all the powers of every marvel hero were put into like a shield i think? i culd be wrong, but anyway, they were put into sumthing, and it was the most unbreakable force eer, and the effin hulk cracked that sh!t with his bear hands.

hulk would kill superman, as would the jedi council.

These quotes are amusing.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Does it matter?

Yes... GOlden Age Superman gets Pwned badley.

No.

Umm... I'm pretty sure I typed up a response already. Damn c-box. fml

So the gist of it is that Supes can't die to a jedi 'cause his cells are immune to about everything. He can't get hurt. Also: Precog & Force Valor are nice, but 'faster than a speeding bullet' is prolly gonna take out 'can prepare responses for trajectories.'

*fanboiz*

Originally posted by Liquorsnake
No.

Golden-age SUperman is not that impressive. He has difficulty lifting a car and outrunning a train, he can't fly, dosn't have laser vision, and he wasn't able to withstand much more than a single bullet.

All other versions of Superman destroy the Council specificly Silver-Age.

Originally posted by Darth Truculent
Shatterpoint against his suit or kyrptonite , Sith using Force Drain or Force Lightning against him, Bane crashing a moon on the planet. Superman wouldn't be able to detect a Force attack because he's not Force sensitive. He'd be about to fly off when grabbed by TK and electrocuted at the same time. Nuff said about that.

Umm...what? Shatterpoint his "suit"? The jedi council doesn't carry around kryptonite; they don't even know what it is! Bane is not part of the council. Force Drain won't work on Superman because he isn't actually part of "The Force" being in a different universe. Superman can withstand the heat of the Sun, so I highly doubt that Lightning will do anything to him. And Superman can more or less go at the speed of light, so the battle will be over in a mili second before the Jedi can do any of the above anyway.

lolcouncil.

Just have Luke, Yoda, and Palpatine mind**** him.

Cuz that always worked so well with every other regular person who opposed them.

Not to mention that Superman has resisted mind-control before and SW mind****ery has never been that advanced, at least compared to comics.

I know earlier in this page a poster states that since the Council doesn't know what kryptonite is, Windu can't use Shatterpoint. Isn't the point of the ability to destroy things that are nearly indestructible? Even if they don't know what it is, I can't see why Mace wouldn't be able to break through the suit.

What suit?

Sorry, not suit. But okay, he's called the "Man of Steel." Use Windu's Shatterpoint to break the "steel."

Of course, Superman has a multitude of powers and abilities, to variant degrees. It depends on the incarnation really.

I think Mace is going to find a "Steel" fist through his brain before he can use his shatterpoint.

Windu wouldn't last a millisecond in a fight with Superman, let alone long enough to find his Shatterpoint.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I think Mace is going to find a "Steel" fist through his brain before he can use his shatterpoint.

😂

Perhaps they can battle in a creek and Plo Koon can solo while Windu takes his time to use his Shatterpoint

yeah the jedi simply destroy his mind or yoda snaps his neck like a toothpick.

Originally posted by bayhunter12
yeah the jedi simply destroy his mind or yoda snaps his neck like a toothpick.
Doubt that very much.