How would you kill Hitler?

Started by Dirty Vader8 pages
Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'd put him in a locked room with every Jewish person in the world.

Hmmm, I think he'd be in less danger than the jews would, if you'd did that.

Originally posted by Dirty Vader
Hmmm, I think he'd be in less danger than the jews would, if you'd did that.

What do you mean?

hehe. ok this is what i would do

1..tie his legs and arms.. so that it was so tight no blood could ett to those areas......

2.. pluck his mustash one hair at a time

3 then when his feet were blue i would take a gun an shoot em

4then i would make him suffer like that for a few housed.. then i would have a jewish person come and kill them the rest of the way any way they would like...

Burn him alive... Then pi$$ in his grave... Just hearing the torment of him screaming when his body is slowly being burned alive is just heavenly...

lemme update mine:

first, put a live grenade in his mouth
wait til it explodes
wipe inners and organs off self
then shoot an entire clip of .50 cal machinegun into his corpse

But if you put a grenade in his mouth, he won't suffer... He will die quickly... More creative, put the grenade where it really belongs... You know what I'm talking about...

lol, so i've heard...he's got nothing there. Don't you remember? He had no kids, but he had a wife who killed herself 3 days after marraige. NO EXCUSES

Originally posted by Ladyluck
i wouldn't 😕

Originally posted by Ladyluck
i wouldn't 😕
rifle___________hitler... I know that's how you feel on the inside...

Re: How would you kill Hitler?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
How would you have killed argueably the most evil man in the world?!?

tell him that he's a Jew or with ninja skill

Originally posted by §P0oONY
How would you have killed argueably the most evil man in the world?!?
he's dead

id tie him up and make him listen to the entire back collection of backstreet boys! 😈

oh...and....shave a swear word in his moustache......

and maybe...make fun of his accent...or something...

I Know!
Let the talibans handle him...😐
or....
put tons of small cuts on his body, and put salt on some homeless guys fingers. Then tell him to slowly pry the wounds open.....with the salt.
(Ideas from Foamy...)

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
tell him that hes Austrian with black hair and brown eyes

😆 good one... it is kinda ironic tho lol

Originally posted by Clovie
he's dead

"how would you HAVE" 😬

Originally posted by §P0oONY
How would you have killed argueably the most evil man in the world?!?

Take out my .45 and cap him or just **** him up.
😊

Show some proof to him that his mother was a Jew and his father was a horse.

i will let him eat his own nose and some other parts of his body and after that i will gave him to one of his doctors. i meen the doctors wich makes so funny experiments with humans...

😆 witzig

Id prolly do what Jackson wanted to do in the movie Saving Private Ryan..take him out nice and easy..."put me and this here sniper rifle, up to and including one mile of the guy with a clear line of sight... pack your bags Gentlemen, Wars Over!"

lol ohhh and maya 😂 im lovin ur sig 😄