Spiderman, spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size...
Waitasec...that seems kinda familiar...let's try again...
He's the amazing wall-crawler
Killin' baddies like a baller
Sonic clap? What the f*^%?
Aint no problem, dodge and duck.
Taking down the man of rock
Because he has a bigger...er...brain.
-DM
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Spiderman, spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size...Waitasec...that seems kinda familiar...let's try again...
He's the amazing wall-crawler
Killin' baddies like a baller
Sonic clap? What the f*^%?
Aint no problem, dodge and duck.
Taking down the man of rock
Because he has a bigger...er...brain.-DM
Originally posted by DigiMark007😱 😆
Spiderman, spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size...Waitasec...that seems kinda familiar...let's try again...
He's the amazing wall-crawler
Killin' baddies like a baller
Sonic clap? What the f*^%?
Aint no problem, dodge and duck.
Taking down the man of rock
Because he has a bigger...er...brain.-DM
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Spiderman, spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size...Waitasec...that seems kinda familiar...let's try again...
He's the amazing wall-crawler
Killin' baddies like a baller
Sonic clap? What the f*^%?
Aint no problem, dodge and duck.
Taking down the man of rock
Because he has a bigger...er...brain.-DM
Hey man show some love
for the web crawlin thug
beats the foes
gets the ####
dodges cops
cant be stopped
hops the hops
does whatever he can
cant you see that he's the man
I had to get this stress of my chest
he's better than the rest
tougher than a bullet proof vest
and brushes his teeth with crest
cant you see that he would be
at home with Mj and black cat
then fighting this ol G
thats the end and noone rhymes faster
than the one and only CMASTER
you bastard,jk
June 2005 biatch 😈
😮💨
you turn 😮💨
k...last one...not used to battling in a "rhyme-off"
This ill dude named Peter Parker
Neuters more baddies than Bob Barker
Cruisin, chillin, loving, swinging
Pimped out costume, always blingin'
On top of Thing he'll throw a truck
Then back to MJ for a nice warm...er...bath.
(I can never end my rhymes like want...damn I have a dirty mind...and the Barker joke's a bit dated, my apologies to anyone who has no clue what it means).
-DM 😎afro2
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Hey man show some lovefor the web crawlin thug
beats the foes
gets the ####
dodges cops
cant be stopped
hops the hops
does whatever he can
cant you see that he's the man
I had to get this stress of my chest
he's better than the rest
tougher than a bullet proof vest
and brushes his teeth with crest
cant you see that he would be
at home with Mj and black cat
then fighting this ol G
thats the end and noone rhymes faster
than the one and only CMASTER
you bastard,jk
June 2005 biatch 😈
😮💨
you turn 😮💨
ohh shit man you make Biggie Small look like a child lol
Originally posted by DigiMark007
k...last one...not used to battling in a "rhyme-off"This ill dude named Peter Parker
Neuters more baddies than Bob Barker
Cruisin, chillin, loving, swinging
Pimped out costume, always blingin'
On top of Thing he'll throw a truck
Then back to MJ for a nice warm...er...bath.(I can never end my rhymes like want...damn I have a dirty mind...and the Barker joke's a bit dated, my apologies to anyone who has no clue what it means).
-DM 😎afro2
Time for this to end
I'm doing this for a friend
DM called me a bastard before
after I've killed these spidey haters like a chore
say no more
close tha door
spidey been running this since 64
you didn't know bro
you so slow
thinking things winning this from just one blow
kill the flow, let it go
bam sham, dizzam
this is it
play no sh#$
spidey takes it
brakes it, rakes it
faster than you can make it
dough that is, mind yo biz
here we go he's had girls named Liz
Felicia and mary jane
He's so insane in the membrane
He'scoming out with an ultimates video game
WHAT!?!?!?
Not done yet
make yo bet
spdiey's the one that makes the girls weat
and I'm not talking about sweat
05 in tha house, da CMASTER gotta jet.
PEACE
thing would eventually win when and if he could grab him....thats it...otherwise Spidey would just dance bounce whatever circles around him...he may not be able to beat thing but thing would get tired of getting hit with stuff and just run to the local pub...lol....hes not a quitter but he would just get so pissed he would need a drink...nuff said from me anyway..lol...
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
No you missed my point, batman spars with wonder woman who is obviously superhuman, but he isn't classified as superhuman, though he can best many.
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Batman's armore won't be doing very much.
that wasn't your point at all you .......
you brought up how batman's survived hits from superman and wonderwoman in relation to his peak human stature...when the fact that he's survived said hits has to do with his suit. his suit has nothing to do with his classification as peak human or not....nothing at all...batman grapples with wonderwoman...and his skills are enough to make it somewhat competative...if THAT was your point...(which if it was you really need to clarify..because you were clearly talking about how batman's been HIT)....batman's fighting ability is vastly superior to a lot of heroes in the dc world...his fighting ability doesn't make him superhuman...that again has nothing to do with the logan comparison you made earlier..and nothing to do with the fight..so why even bring it up?
Originally posted by jinzin
peters hands would break or bruise too much before he ever did any serious harm to ben...seriously...
Originally posted by Wynndar
Thing is a vastly superior hand to hand fighter than either Jugs or Hulk.
Originally posted by jinzin
you think a lamp post if gonna hurt him when he takes hulk punches? 😕
Originally posted by jinzin
gonna be kinda hard to avoid a portion of city street that has enough speed and force behind it to send it out of orbit.....
Okay, enough with the smartass remarks, back to the fight. Let's give each other some points, shall we ?
- Strength : Thing
- Agility : Spider-Man
- Durability : Thing
- Experience : Equal, so each a point.
- Intelligence : Spider-Man
- Fighting ability : Spider-Man (and NO, I am not taking anything away from Thing, but let's all be honest, he isn't exactly the best fighter ever. He's much more of a tough brawler with a strong personality and some nice moves)
- Weapons : Spider-Man (webs duh)
- + one point for SM for his spider-sense.
Now let me count : Thing 3 points, and SM 6 points. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a WINNER !!
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
No it was how people string it to superhuman levels or do you wanna look on a batman thread. 🙂
dude if you're reffering to another freaking thread you're only proving my point...in that your point HERE...HERE...(HERE FOR GOD SAKES) as nothing to do with what we were talking about HERE....
sm can stagger hulk he can't really hurt him....thing's showing have been much more impressive...
point is...thing won't be seriously effected by anything that spiderman tries to hit him with before spiderman's feet or hands get sore....spiderman even admitted to this when he had to resort to chucking thing off of a roof.....
Thing is a better fighter...and yes it does make a huge difference..that's WHY ting's feats against hulk are so much more impressive than spidey's....
i'd venture to say thing is a bit more durable than your average mailbox or lamp post.....
and no I'm not exadurating other characters at or around things strength level have done THAT EXACT SAME THING.....
why couldn't ben? for any other reason than that it doesn't bode well for the web-head...
- Strength : Thing
- Agility : Spider-Man but it's not an offensive weapon..it can't help spiderman beat thing down it only helps him to survive...
- Durability : Thing
- Experience : Equal, so each a point.
- Intelligence : Spider-Man for chemistry and bookwrom shit maybe...in a fighting scenario however thing is easily just as cunning... no point awarded...
- Fighting ability : Spider-Man (and NO, I am not taking anything away from Thing, but let's all be honest, he isn't exactly the best fighter ever.......... spiderman has a unique fighting style...unique does not make one's fighting style better...thing is the better fighter...spidey AT BEST is thing's equal....but not his better...
- Weapons : Spider-Man (webs duh) or thing.....considering he can use whatever he wants to pick up in the vacinity...where as spiderman's options are far more limited...
- + one point for SM for his spider-sense.
+one point for thing via thunderclap.....
point is thing ends this with a thundeclap or three...it's acheap victory but so is webbing someone up.....it's still considered a win....