Flash vs. Hulk

As far as I know there are no incarnations of the Hulk that don't know HOW to talk rather than the desire to talk is not in the most ferocious version, the one that is usually considered "Savage". You know, like a beast.

The Hulk that cracked Onslaughts armor was "Banner-free" and that Hulk is the savage one I think.

Mindless hulk is the same as child-like hulk so don't get it twisted cause the hulks been referred to as "mindless" by Banner way too many times, despite being able to talk.

Without Banner in his head Hulk will eventually compensate for the Flashes great speed enough to hit him once at least and it will likely kill him.

With Banner in his head and the possibility of calming down Flash should just surround the hulk with kittens and puppys and candy and stuff like that so he will revert to Banner so Flash can win Banner vs Flash.

How would he hit the flash, and the flash has I.M.P

Hasn't Superman done it?

Hit him, of course written, and superman is much,much faster, than a starting hulk, with flight.

Well can Flash kill the Savage hulk with this "I.M.P."?

Look in the flash vs. superman match, for a more explicit description than I can give you.

flash reach in hulks pants and yank his chain a little or squeeze them thangs at super speed. there will be a huge explosion one way or another...😆

also hulk has heightened senses..maybe not to a DD or Wolvie extent but a sonic boom of appropriate proportions should shatter even his tympanic membranes(ear drums)

lol

Have you never heard the phrase, "Hulk Smash!"

Fastest man alive rings a bell though.

Originally posted by shaolin9976
Are you talking about the martian Zum?

Yea it was Zum.

Originally posted by WAF3001
Have you never heard the phrase, "Hulk Smash!"

Man, all your posts are stupid. Just stop it.

This is pretty much a stalemate, unless Flash can suprise Hulk with an IMP in the nads, or some crap writing lets Hulk catch him...

Flash is faaar too fast for Hulk to compete with. Hulk could not feasibly catch him. There's no point in saying that Hulk has caught this character, that character etc - because they aren't on the same level of speed as Flash.

The only factor here that is in question is how Flash is gonna hurt Hulk.

IMP springs to mind, but Hulk has taken similar blows before and lived and Flash doesn't often use this move.

HOWEVER - he did say when he was fighting Zum; "I could hit you a thousand times with this blow - but one should be sufficient!"

A thousand IMPs would turn Hulk to jelly... but was he exaggerating or not...?

As for the rocks and steel rods argument - yes they'd penetrate Hulk's skin. Probably go straight through him. But he's had holes blasted through him before by lasers etc - he simply says ''puny weapon no stop Hulk!" and heals straight up. They're not gonna stop him.

It all comes down to IMPs and whether the Hulk could ever feasibly get his hands on Wally before he can use them.

Oh - and as for why Flash and Hulk don't fight in crossovers - Hulk and Supes are the Flagship characters.

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
This is pretty much a stalemate, unless Flash can suprise Hulk with an IMP in the nads, or some crap writing lets Hulk catch him...

Flash is faaar too fast for Hulk to compete with. Hulk could not feasibly catch him. There's no point in saying that Hulk has caught this character, that character etc - because they aren't on the same level of speed as Flash.

The only factor here that is in question is how Flash is gonna hurt Hulk.

IMP springs to mind, but Hulk has taken similar blows before and lived and Flash doesn't often use this move.

HOWEVER - he did say when he was fighting Zum; "I could hit you a thousand times with this blow - but one should be sufficient!"

A thousand IMPs would turn Hulk to jelly... but was he exaggerating or not...?

As for the rocks and steel rods argument - yes they'd penetrate Hulk's skin. Probably go straight through him. But he's had holes blasted through him before by lasers etc - he simply says ''puny weapon no stop Hulk!" and heals straight up. They're not gonna stop him.

It all comes down to IMPs and whether the Hulk could ever feasibly get his hands on Wally before he can use them.

Oh - and as for why Flash and Hulk don't fight in crossovers - Hulk and Supes are the Flagship characters.

I wouldn't say its a stalemate, but I agree with most of this post.

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
This is pretty much a stalemate, unless Flash can suprise Hulk with an IMP in the nads, or some crap writing lets Hulk catch him...

Flash is faaar too fast for Hulk to compete with. Hulk could not feasibly catch him. There's no point in saying that Hulk has caught this character, that character etc - because they aren't on the same level of speed as Flash.

The only factor here that is in question is how Flash is gonna hurt Hulk.

IMP springs to mind, but Hulk has taken similar blows before and lived and Flash doesn't often use this move.

HOWEVER - he did say when he was fighting Zum; "I could hit you a thousand times with this blow - but one should be sufficient!"

A thousand IMPs would turn Hulk to jelly... but was he exaggerating or not...?

As for the rocks and steel rods argument - yes they'd penetrate Hulk's skin. Probably go straight through him. But he's had holes blasted through him before by lasers etc - he simply says ''puny weapon no stop Hulk!" and heals straight up. They're not gonna stop him.

It all comes down to IMPs and whether the Hulk could ever feasibly get his hands on Wally before he can use them.

Oh - and as for why Flash and Hulk don't fight in crossovers - Hulk and Supes are the Flagship characters.

Flash never said he could hit Zum with a thousand "infinity mass" punches. He said he could attack him a thousand times before he blinks. Flash does not attain lightspeed instantly. He cruises at about 300 mph. Flash had to run around the Earth several times before he gained enough momentum to punch Zum into orbit. Hulk would definitely have enough time to react to an "infinity mass" punch.

When have you seen a laser blast through Hulk? Hulk has taken attacks that devestate entire planets, and shrugged them off. You would think Hulk was made out of whipped cream the way you guys talk about his durability. Rocks will shatter against his skin. Steel rods will not penetrate him.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Flash never said he could hit Zum with a thousand "infinity mass" punches. He said he could attack him a thousand times before he blinks. Flash does not attain lightspeed instantly. He cruises at about 300 mph. Flash had to run around the Earth several times before he gained enough momentum to punch Zum into orbit. Hulk would definitely have enough time to react to an "infinity mass" punch.

When have you seen a laser blast through Hulk? Hulk has taken attacks that devestate entire planets, and shrugged them off. You would think Hulk was made out of whipped cream the way you guys talk about his durability. Rocks will shatter against his skin. Steel rods will not penetrate him.

First paragraph made sense.

Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
First paragraph made sense.

Anyone who consistently reads Hulk's comics would know that his durability is being vastly underrated on this thread. His body is virtually indestructible. He's just as durable as Superman, and he has a healing factor. Steel rods aren't going through him.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Anyone who consistently reads Hulk's comics would know that his durability is being vastly underrated on this thread. His body is virtually indestructible. He's just as durable as Superman, and he has a healing factor. Steel rods aren't going through him.

Isn't a laser beam as hot as the sun?
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Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
Isn't a laser beam as hot as the sun?
😕

Uh, no? 🤨

If you're wondering, Hulk can take the heat of the sun, and much hotter...