Thor vs. Hulk

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Originally posted by Enyalus
Hulk lifted Mjolnir.

There. That's your PIS moment.

tell me something are you blind or are you an idiot? hulk didnt lift mjolnir and didnt even hold it hulk grabed thors arm which was holding mjolnir and beat up thor with his own arm holding mjolnir that just proves thast the writer really considered all the aspects of the fight and he knows hulk cant lift mjolnir so he made hulk just grab thors arm instead that just proves its a well colculated fight and the oposite of PIS

Heh. Little known fact: Thanos (at least used to) gets most of his energy by drawing it from his ship. Somewhat similar to Galactus in that his ship stores vast reserves of his own power.

So, Thor probably could drain it before it ever got to Thanos lol. Of course, that's no where near standard knowledge...

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
all we need is a newbie writer who was hooked up with a writing contract to write thor b/c he knows famous ppl and he is writing Mjolnir harder then Thor and Lady Sif...

Thor and Thanos One shot... location distant planet 20 yrs ago..

Thor: today all of asgard will sing in praise of my glory the fall of the Death lover Thanos....

With my Mighty Mjolnir i shall siphon your energy reserves and face you in h2h have at thee!! for asgard!! for Odin!! for Lady Sif and my various Brothers!!!

thor proceeds to run toward thanos while sucking up all the energy blasts from thanos, finally getting to him they exchange three hits or so enough to make thanos look good.. three B%^$ slaps later from thanos thor gut checks him and b%^$# slaps thanos with mjolnir for the win..

GOSH NOW THE WOLVERINE FANBOYS BECAME THOR FANBOYS

Originally posted by Enyalus
Heh. Little known fact: Thanos (at least used to) gets most of his energy by drawing it from his ship. Somewhat similar to Galactus in that his ship stores vast reserves of his own power.

So, Thor probably could drain it before it ever got to Thanos lol. Of course, that's no where near standard knowledge...

as i asked before are you blind or are you ratrded? i think you are both, hulk wasnt lifting mjolnir he was holding thors arm and beating him up with his own arm read the comics first idiot

Third panel down, furthest right looks to me like Hulk's holding it alone.

The writer also admitted to being a fanboy and compared Hulk to Superman and Thor to Wonder Woman.

It's still PIS when most of their fights have ended in draws and without Thor beating busted wide open (and yes, I'm well aware of the comic where Hulk smashes Thor into the ground and causes him to bleed, just as well as I'm aware of the fact that Thor gets up not even a page later and continues the fight). It's also incredibly stupid to suggest that Hulk's strength > Thor's strength AND the hammer's enchantment which would allow Thor to break Hulk's grasp based off of what it has resisted/gone through. Not to mention depicting Thor as dumb enough to, y'know, let Hulk smash him repeatedly.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Heh. Little known fact: Thanos (at least used to) gets most of his energy by drawing it from his ship. Somewhat similar to Galactus in that his ship stores vast reserves of his own power.

So, Thor probably could drain it before it ever got to Thanos lol. Of course, that's no where near standard knowledge...

it is if ur a thanos fan... 😄 i knew that but i didnt even factor it in... but i will if i ever get the chance to defend myself for my fanboyism with various ppl.

Originally posted by Enyalus

Third panel down, furthest right looks to me like Hulk's holding it alone.

and where is thors arm? hulk is still jolding thors arm its just that hulks hand is so big you cant see thors arm inside his hand but he is holding thors arm as we can see dont grasp on air idiot

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
The writer also admitted to being a fanboy and compared Hulk to Superman and Thor to Wonder Woman.

It's still PIS when most of their fights have ended in draws and without Thor beating busted wide open (and yes, I'm well aware of the comic where Hulk smashes Thor into the ground and causes him to bleed, just as well as I'm aware of the fact that Thor gets up not even a page later and continues the fight). It's also incredibly stupid to suggest that Hulk's strength > Thor's strength AND the hammer's enchantment which would allow Thor to break Hulk's grasp based off of what it has resisted/gone through. Not to mention depicting Thor as dumb enough to, y'know, let Hulk smash him repeatedly.

it got nothing to do with thorbeing dumb or smart its just that hulk was too strong for him and once thor got hit by mjolnir in his face he was stuned just like you said yourself mjolnir is very powerful 🙄

i am curious why thor never commanded his hammer not to ever hit him? 😕 🤣

it would have saved him from some very bad writing from some stories.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
it is if ur a thanos fan... 😄 i knew that but i didnt even factor it in... but i will if i ever get the chance to defend myself for my fanboyism with various ppl.

thanos? ha? i dont even post in his thread idiot its quan who squirts all over thanos drawings unlike you i am not a fanboy of any character but you are the worst type of fanboys there is a double crossing fanboy 😆 😆

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i am curious why thor never commanded his hammer not to ever hit him? 😕 🤣

because it wasnt his hammer it was hulk arm which forced thors arm which was holding the hammer to hit him but not the hammer alone

Originally posted by falcon_shot
thanos? ha? i dont even post in his thread idiot its quan who squirts all over thanos drawings unlike you i am not a fanboy of any character but you are the worst type of fanboys there is a double crossing fanboy 😆 😆
what i are you talking about?

Originally posted by falcon_shot
it got nothing to do with thorbeing dumb or smart its just that hulk was too strong for him and once thor got hit by mjolnir in his face he was stuned just like you said yourself mjolnir is very powerful 🙄

Only comics have depicted Thor matching Savage Hulk's strength for hours and have never shown Hulk explicitly and completely overpower him when it comes to pure physical strength. Again, it's assuming that Hulk's strength is > Thor's own strength and his command of Mjolnir.

If Hulk had just beat Thor down on his own, fine, great. But using Mjolnir in any way, shape, or form, is PIS. There was nothing "clever" about it.

Originally posted by falcon_shot
because it wasnt his hammer it was hulk arm which forced thors arm which was holding the hammer to hit him but not the hammer alone
yes, i know. 🥷

that was not my question my question is why hasnt he ever commanded his hammer to never hit him?

as in if Hulk tried to smack him in the face even when holding thor's arm his hammer would refuse to budge.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Only comics have depicted Thor matching Savage Hulk's strength for hours and have never shown Hulk explicitly overpower him when it comes to pure physical strength. Again, it's assuming that Hulk's strength is > Thor's own strength and his command of Mjolnir.

If Hulk had just beat Thor down on his own, fine, great. But using Mjolnir in any way, shape, or form, is PIS. There was nothing "clever" about it.

first of all as they show on panel thor beat hulk then hulk gotreally mad and he became stronger thats why he was able to beat thor, when theypreviously fought for hours it was never stated hulk became angrier or stronger but here in this fight the writer shows us that hulk DID become angrier and thats why he became stronger no one knows how stronger

again hulk didnt lift or hold mjolnir he forced thor to hit himself with mjolnir i know it humuliates thor thats why his fanboys dont like it but its the way it is deal with it

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
yes, i know. 🥷

that was not my question my question is why hasnt he ever commanded his hammer to never hit him?

as in if Hulk tried to smack him in the face even when holding thor's arm his hammer would refuse to budge.

because once he got hit in the face with his own hammer he couldnt even breath let alone command something 🙄

Originally posted by falcon_shot
because once he got hit in the face with his own hammer he couldnt even breath let alone command something 🙄

sigh.... again your not listening why has thor in hindsight commanded his hammer to ever hit him? as in not during a fight but already a long standing order.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
sigh.... again your not listening why has thor in hindsight commanded his hammer to ever hit him? as in not during a fight but already a long standing order.

so you think when thor got grabed by his arm he knew already hulk is going to do this?now thor can read his oponnents mind? Lol at you idiot

Originally posted by falcon_shot
first of all as they show on panel thor beat hulk then hulk gotreally mad and he became stronger thats why he was able to beat thor, when theypreviously fought for hours it was never stated hulk became angrier or stronger but here in this fight the writer shows us that hulk DID become angrier and thats why he became stronger no one knows how stronger

again hulk didnt lift or hold mjolnir he forced thor to hit himself with mjolnir i know it humuliates thor thats why his fanboys dont like it but its the way it is deal with it

So because that comic never said "Hulk got angrier and therefore got stronger" he didn't? Savage Hulk? So I guess this means he only gets stronger when the narrator or Hulk specifically himself says he gets mad, huh? He gets mad as soon as his strength doesn't grant him the results he wants (in that case, not beating Thor) 😬

You're not grasping why it's PIS.

It's PIS because Thor's command of Mjolnir is virtually absolute with few people capable of overriding it or manipulating it to their own end. It's PIS because Thor couldn't or wouldn't halt Mjolnir from smashing his face in. It's PIS because Hulk was able to continuously do so. It's PIS because the writer doesn't know what the **** he's talking about.

It's PIS.