I must be drunk, I'm enjoying cyber alcohol with someone I've never really met.
*Mrs.MM shouts - "Get a life David"*
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
Hey, us drinkers need to stick together.
Tell Mrs. MM to pipe down and grab a drink herself.
YER
yerssotSenior Member
no, tell her to come online again; long time ago
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
😄
I'll be sure to pass on the good advice. Less chat, more drinking though methinks.
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
I drink too much.
Oh well. *gulp, gulp*
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Man I'm hungry now.
I could eat a scabby dog the size of a horse.
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
I'm hungry too. Boy, mech. You're ontop of things today. 🤣
YER
yerssotSenior Member
as long as he stay on top of things and not persons, I don't care
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Don't go eating too much though To, it'll dampen the effects of the beer. You know what mech says when there's drinking to be done?
"You're a cheat - if you eat"
Quite simple, but an essential rule. 😉
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
😂
That's awesome! I'm gonna use that! 😂
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Feel free. 😄
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
I get so pissed at my friends sometimes. We're going to get drunk, so we buy a bunch of booze. Then they eat food until they are full. Then they don't want to drink.
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Food always ruins a good piss-up. 🙄
TOM
ToMaccoMr. Orange
True that.
I like to scarf down food right before I go to bed. Then I sleep like a baby.
I love being drunk-hungry.
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
I can't remember the amount of times I've got wrecked and then bought stupid amounts of food to take home. Usually I'll get home and pass out before I eat a thing I've bought!
Nothing compares to a warmed up kebab the next morning to cure your hangover.