Heart Attack

Started by Edna Witch4 pages

Yes it's a topic about Lance shitting his pants!

Ha ha. You like that, Mr. Poopy Pants? 🤣

Hey I did not shit my pants!

All I did was pee a little.

j/k.

I just jumped so high I almost hit my head on the ceiling.

Ah you see there is no danger of me ever hitting my head on the ceiling!

why, are you really short?

Probably.

She should be named Strawberry Shortcake

You shouldn't mention food, she'll probably puke again. 🙁 🙁 🙁

Eleanor Shortliff was a popular one at school.

was? passed on?

😕 🙄

Oh come on, guys, keep up! She's talking about her nickname!

But that said, I guess she was too ill to remember that virtually no-one knows her surname.

I thought Eleanor is her name 😕

(Bangs head against wall)

I said no-one knows her SURNAME, Keo.

Ush, if you want a head-ache, I can give you a hamer...

what about herself and her parents? do they know her surname?

Oh, my sides may just split with laughter...

then we have to stop them! Quick! Some tape!

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