Is Padme a virgin?

Started by Red Superfly7 pages

This is where R2D2 came in handy.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
This is where R2D2 came in handy.

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CLONE WARS: CHAPTER 22

O...k... 😑

In ep. 2 when she and Anakin our on Naboo frollicing in the fields she says she f*cked some artist guy named Paelo.

Could this lead to the next Star Wars movie?

Episode 7:

Luke: "Hey dad, tell me about mom"

Ghost Ani: "Well, she was very beautiful, kind, but sa....."

Luke: "Yeah, I know about that bit"

Ghost Ani: "Well, she had a tight a..."

*Anakin is interrupted again by a knock on the door*

Luke: "Yes who is it?"

*Guys bursts in*

Guy: "Hola! It is me! Paolo!"

Luke: "............"

Anakin: "Son of a bit..."

Paolo: "Anakin never told you what happened to your father....."

Luke: "He told me enough. He told me he was my daddy."

Paolo: "No, I am your father."

Luke: "Noooooo! Noooooo!"

Anakin: "Nooooooooooooo!"

Obi-Wan: "Oh for crying out loud GET OVER IT"

Oh god, not Paolo!

Appologies to the kids... I see the world through X rated eyes 🙂

lol!

This thread is funny...

Paolo sounds like krammer from Seinfield

I believe Jar Jar took her virginity....but just think aboot it that tounge can make a girl go "oh yes...that's nice....that's the spot....uhhhhh"

thats just soo wrong on soo many levels 😑

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but quite funny 😛

haha, obviously Anakin and Padme had sex, I mean, You have to in order to have kids

oddly enough Anakin is the exception to this rule...

Originally posted by bilb
thats just soo wrong on soo many levels 😑

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What?...that I mixed Star Wars with Family Guy....forgive me for that....
😛 <-----there's the tounge 😄

no that you would have me imaginge Jar Jar using his tongue in such a way *shudder*

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y do u think jar jars always happy in episode II and hes always in padmes apartment and she gave him the chance to represent her while she was away because of his performance

but still the tongue thing was just wrong lol

Beacuse Jar Jar is a ***.. why the **** not?! And the whole Anakin And Padame thig is Hilarious.

if i was anakin i would be in the sack everynight with padme damn im jealous of anakin

anyway how did u know when they had sex gunship pilot

... BEACUSE SHE WAS PREGNANT.