Is Padme a virgin?

Now Yoda is the most powerful Jedi at the time... but

who the fu&^ would want to fu#@ that green bugger's little shrieveled out cocktail I mean come on... that's just stupid...

Originally posted by Shirotakahashi
Now Yoda is the most powerful Jedi at the time... but

who the fu&^ would want to fu#@ that green bugger's little shrieveled out cocktail I mean come on... that's just stupid...

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
This thread is utter lunacy. rofl

Vanguish, this is a PG-13 forum, watch how graphic you get. That goes for everybody. Keep it PG-13 and we will let this thread live for a good laugh.

You say to keep this thread PG-13, and you got an avatar of Stewie sucking on Peter? Some mod you are 😛

heh yodas a pimp lol

No... Yoda's a playa! 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Dark Thor
i cannot picture anakin and padme in bed having sex. does he even know how?

😆 Surely you jest! 😆

I can picture me and Padme in bed 😄 but not Anakin with her

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karen lavalampen__002"...oh Yoda...your place is the schniznit.."

karenyoda"Hook up with me...you must..."

devalion"...hook up with you, I must..."

Pimp Daddy!!yoda

I will never look a lava lamp the same way again 😑

😛

banned

police watch what we say in this thread you guys should

I think They had Casual Sex alot really, Anakin was always gone away and Padme needs it bad all the time..

uh..... he-lo-oo? they had kids? how else did that happen without them having sex? besides they're husband and wife.

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omg, its a animorph fan! I remember loving that series. I never liked andalites, though. Always so uppity.

Originally posted by pr1983
i think its more not wanting to than not being able to... 😛

ladies... seriously... jedi's are not interested in such earthly pleasures... still... i'll bet yoda is a player...

nooo jedi's i want pleasure. did u see anakin in 3 how he was kissing and looking at padme??? lol he definatley was......u get what i mean lol

i think a more interesting question would be, was padme a virgin before Anakin?

nope. obi-wan tapped her ass like a keg. they made it seem like they hadn't seen each other in years in AOTC, but i'm sure obi-wan stopped by naboo once in a while. they just had to keep up appearances. obi-wan's a champ.

Originally posted by mysterio69
nope. obi-wan tapped her ass like a keg. they made it seem like they hadn't seen each other in years in AOTC, but i'm sure obi-wan stopped by naboo once in a while. they just had to keep up appearances. obi-wan's a champ.

Damn straight! The twins are probably Obi's chilren and the whole thing of convincing Vader and the Emperor that Luke was Vader's son was part of Kenobi and Yoda's elaborate ruse that became the "Revenge of the Jedi"<--------(which by the way, was the original working title for "Return of the Jedi"😉 🐰 + 🐰 = Obiwan and Padme

And no Padme wasn't a cherry before Anakin, Capt. Panaka was hittin' it when ever he was off duty.

Ha you guys make me a laugh.(in a good way). Uhh... yeah i must ask this person who started this thread has he any rational thought at all? Every single person has sex imprinted in their minds when they are born, no matter if you are a giggolo, pimp, prostitute, karma sutra guru, monk or anything along these minds. Its human(primal) instinct! so yeah they'd of course be going at it like rabbits just after AOTC before Anakin had to goto clone wars. He saw her the odd time and got the old tap here and there which got her preggies.

DD Out

lmfao this is hilarious