Telling him:...SuperShadow is your father.... Um...lemme think, I'll first cut off his friggin' ears,slash his belly so his entrails fall to the floor,then cut his tongue, poke both eyes out, and finally decapitate him...
GZ
General ZodiacSonic Speed
I like Jar Jar.
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matreidThe Expendable Jedi
Originally posted by General Zodiac I like Jar Jar.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ranting
Anyways, I would take two hot pokers to his eyes, causing them to explode. Then, I would cut him limb to limb, set him on fire and throw what's left of him at anyone who likes him. 馃槀
Seriously.pissed
BOR
BorisNew Member
Poo on a stick.
STO
stormtrooperDie rebel scum!
Totally agree with matreid
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LordSorgoRestricted
Sorry, but i can't think of a slow enough death to inflict on Jar Jar.
DAR
Darth_GlentractThe Truest Sith Lord
probably have sidious and Anakin take turns using force lightning on him, but in an eternal taser mode.
GZ
General ZodiacSonic Speed
Why do you all hate Jar Jar? He's annoying yes but that's all.
SWA
Swanky-TunaPost-Crisis Balki
I'd tell him everybody thought his speaking parts were annoying and nobody likes him then push him out of the door of a train leaving him in at a station in the middle of no where with no money. Because sometimes psychological damage is better.
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ShirotakahashiI am the Senate!
Agreement
I Agree with Zodiac you guys are too hatefull, I mean what did Jar Jar do to you, and don't say pissed you off because he wasn't trying...
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Darth TeeronDark Lord Of Naboo
I would probably take a ice pick and stab him in the ears with it. Then stick his body in a wood chopper. Then light the peices on fire and feed the burned crips parts to some gold fish. The Perfect Crime?!
MOR
Morning_GlorySleeping In My Soul
I'd send Jar Jar to a Simple Plan concert... pretty simple death I'd say
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Admiral AkbarSenior Member
Use a tazer to shock his nuts, skin him, until u see his muscles, and inner body systems, pour 1000 termites on him. Nail his vocal cords onto a plaster of wood so he doesnt make any screeching noices. And finally throw him the sea in kamino tied to a wooden pole. Thas my ultimate torture
MYS
mysterio69bored as f.uck
chinese torture.
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FishySenior Member
I'd let him live the rest of his live on Naboo after telling him Anakin his falling was his fault and so was Padm茅's dead. You guys are to primitive... Murder is nothing compared to destroy everything somebody has.
MYS
mysterio69bored as f.uck
i didn't say murder. i said torture. sooner or later he'd die.
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Tulak HordFlyer of the Wraith.
I would cut his limbs off, put him near lava, have him burn, and put him in Vader's suit. That'd be funny. Our favorite all time bad guy be the most annoying character ever.
DAR
Darth_FroboJawa hairstylist..of doom
I'd destroy the gungans and naboo and everything else he loves, then convince him it's all his fault then slowly torture him while keeping him alive which would be punishment enough.
BDA
b-danSon of Sparda
Originally posted by General Zodiac I like Jar Jar.