How would you kill Jar Jar Binks?

Started by Darth_Rankkor2 pages

I would let him suffer for several years from excruciating pain of cuts I would inflict him, keeping him alive connected to a life support. Meanwhile I would implant images of horror in his mind. He would finally die insane.

Shoot him once in each foot and hand and legs and arms, use the force to keep alive and concious, force choke him and use lightening on him, put him in one of those torture chambers like in KOTOR for a few months. Feed him chewed tobacco and hang him by his own dismembered ears.

I would cut off his ears, then poke out his eyes, then i would torture him by saying all his stupid annoying quotes to him. then i would let him die by suffering.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I'd send Jar Jar to a Simple Plan concert... pretty simple death I'd say

Lol. Harsh. 馃槺

I'd lure him down an alley with whatever that was he tried to eat on tatooine (that froggy thing) , and then jam it half way down his throat.

Quoting Hellraiser: "Your suffering will be legendary even in hell" now, of you, who have seen the hellraiser series, picture jar jar being tortured endlessly by those friends of mine 馃槢 Pinhead rules 馃 馃

Another: Nail him to a wall, and use him as my dummy for shooting practice.