"You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you."

Started by Tangible God2 pages
Tangible God Lets all love Lain

That would've been a horrible piece of writing.

"You were my brother Anakin, I loved you!"
"I know!"
"Then what the f*ck did you kill Sam J. for?"
"He's not really bald!"
"What?"
"I said HE'S NOT REALLY BALD!"
"How do you know?"
"I saw him swallow a Viagra and his hair falls out. He takes one every night!"
"Why would he do that?"
"He feels that baldness attracts the ladies!"
"But he's a Jedi, he can't have any b*tches or hoes!"
"Well he does! Who do you think my father was?!"

commander fox Senior Member

Originally posted by Tangible God
That would've been a horrible piece of writing.

"You were my brother Anakin, I loved you!"
"I know!"
"Then what the f*ck did you kill Sam J. for?"
"He's not really bald!"
"What?"
"I said HE'S NOT REALLY BALD!"
"How do you know?"
"I saw him swallow a Viagra and his hair falls out. He takes one every night!"
"Why would he do that?"
"He feels that baldness attracts the ladies!"
"But he's a Jedi, he can't have any b*tches or hoes!"
"Well he does! Who do you think my father was?!"

hysterical

Lord Shadow Z Senior Member

I was finding the film okay until this line and after that, when Vader decided to grace us with the incredibly comic: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
I just couldn't wait to leave the Cinema and forget about this film.

Gryn Jabar Restricted

Anything Padme said. Anything Obi-Wan said after the duel.

jainasolo55 Senior Member

everything padme says! 😘

overlord OD'd

"You were my brother Anakin, I loved you!"

That's probably a subliminal message.. fear

jollyjim311 Scruffy Nerf Herder

Just imagine Natalie Portman is saying something different, thats what I did. "Jim you are soooo hot, I'm Natalie Portman and I'm hot for you!"

Gryn Jabar Restricted

Jah, tends to work. Make sure your hands stay above the equator though.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

Woops.

truejedi Senior Member

Originally posted by Elrariel
I posted in the wrong forum! haha My first mistake here.

I think the worst to me would be the whole

ANAKIN: You are so beautiful!

PADME: It's only because I'm so in love . . .

ANAKIN: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.

PADME: So love has blinded you?

ANAKIN: Well, that's not exactly what I meant . . .

PADME: But it's probably true!

Agreed, i found myself looking away from the screen in embarresement during that scene. almost as pathetic, as you've grown too, grown more beautiful i mean.

Ushgarak Paladin

Other than to remind people that Jedi are not forbidden to love...

... this has clearly become pointless, so closed.