Spiderman vs Superman.....FIST FIGHT!

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
Because you touch yourself at night!

Oh okay, throw that stale one around eh.

The only time I'm touching it is when I'm astrogliding it up your mama!

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
That's becoming quite a motto on this forum lol!!! 😄

I agree it is a line that does have its benefits.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Oh okay, throw that stale one around eh.

The only time I'm touching it is when I'm astrogliding it up your mama!

She said it was too small for her and to stop sneaking around in the backyard.

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
I agree it is a line that does have its benefits.

But the problem is that noone cares, because its the 211st century, there's even a thread on it...

Let me get the link..........

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=351766&highlight=question+for+the+ladies

NOONE CARES!! 😱

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
She said it was too small for her and to stop sneaking around in the backyard.

I clogged her like a ten ton turd, in a sewer pipe. 💃

She says you went home crying because it wouldnt turn on

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
She says you went home crying because it wouldnt turn on

She went home crying, after I dropped her off, because she couldn't walk for 2 days!!! 😱

She told me you had to sell your car for hooker money because you cant get any by yourself.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/memberpics.php?user=CorderaMitchell#CorderaMitchell

I can definiteley get some, HELLS YEA!!! 💃

You aint so bad lol

Neither are you, whats with the hiatus, didn't you debate here before, why did you take a break?

The first time they fought was unfair because freakin Lex Luthor and his red radiation crap. Superman would crush Spiderman under his elbow and make everyone think he was a pizza.

nah, I think supes would get bored hitting spiderman, because spiderman could webswing away.

Man this thread is as stupid as The Batman vs Spiderman thread where people who love Batman so much as a character they make up all these wild insane theorys that Bats would have a prayer against spidey.This thread is equally as stupid because just like bats would not have a prayer against spidey,spidey would not have a prayer against supes.

lol, but you revived it... 🙁

Yeah it was a point I had to make on how so many people here dont know anything about logic or common sense.that one guy who kept going on in the batman vs spidey thread has got to be the most illogical poster I have ever met in my time. 😆

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
No that was a depowerd superman my friend, spiderman has not the sufficient strength to even get past supes field.

Cosmic Spideman would whoop him from earth to another solar system, that may have been what you meant.

I get what your sig is now dude it is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

lol yea...

Though I'm a big spidey fan I have to admit that one hit of supes would be enough to kill spider. But it wouldn't be a fast fight. Spider can dodge bullets, so he would be able to dodge supes attacks. Think he would even manage to hit him for a few times.

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Supes could be asleep and Spidey couldn't hurt him.

Kal could wake up in the morning to find an unconcious Spidey collapsed from exhaustion, surrounded by bent crowbars/broken sledgehammers/dozens of squished bullets/spent welding torches/etc etc etc...

Superman - to any 'street-level' hero - is invulnerable.

Spideys not street level. But yeah I get your point.