What exactly is Heaven?

Started by cking4 pages

my vision of heaven is in the bible, not on earth.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Can you tell me where it is?

Wherever the dead souls of good people want it to be.

Originally posted by Atlantis001
Another state of being.... just like hell. 🙂

Yup......

Heaven is a place where pink and purple bunny rabbits hop around, on gold and silver streets. Heaven is where fruit is always ripe, and none of it ever goes bad. Heaven is a place where there is no such thing has rape, guns, racism, homophobics, fright, disease, blood, or pain. Heaven is the place where you can steal old man Stuart's pie that is cooling on his window ledge, but catch you in mid-act, and yell at you screaming "Gosh darn you little rascals" but you know deep down, he loves you guys. Heaven is the place where everyone is beautiful.

Re: What exactly is Heaven?

Originally posted by travesty87
I know there's a thread on what Hell is, so I was wondering what do you think Heaven is?
Is it just a happy mental state or another plane of existance?
I know it's usually seen as some kind of eternal reward after death.
I believe heaven to be a sanctuary of appreciation and forgiveness

true, it is a place of the forgiven and the appreciation.

Re: what is heaven?

Originally posted by A believer
i believe heaven is here on earth so isn't hell !
with out the bad you cant appreciate the good like when the sun is shinning for say 3 days and then a storm hits and it rains for a week wow! thats a bummer then u say i wish this weather would clear up like last week and then the weather breaks and its a bright sunny day [now you appreciate the sun or the good] because u just experienced a bad day now with out the bad u cant appreciate the good. simple enough, don't u think?
u see i believe in reincarnation
i really cant see a heaven and everything so good and perfect
don't u think it would get boring?
"so here comes the karma"
a beatles lyric ill always cherish and believe .the song "the end"
"and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make" 😎

Thats why I said that if it does exist its going to be a feeling not a real place.

Re: Re: what is heaven?

Originally posted by Fishy
Thats why I said that if it does exist its going to be a feeling not a real place.

If you really want to know...you have to visit the Religious Forum and click on the thread "Who's in Hell." 😂

Well Gandi will be, everybody before Jesus was born all the people that never heard of God. Hitler of course is not he believed in god so he is forgiven...

To get to Heaven....you have to answer St. Peters questions.....Juns have to...

A nun dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says to her, "I'm sure you've lead a virtuous life, Sister, but before I can let you into heaven, you must answer one question. What," asks St. Peter,"were Eve's first words when she saw Adam?"
"Boy," says the nun, "that's a hard one."
"That's right!" says St. Peter, and the pearly gates open wide

This cosmos is heaven, if you want it to be.

Heaven is a place in your mind......

heaven is whatever you want it to be.

Originally posted by Fishy
Well Gandi will be, everybody before Jesus was born all the people that never heard of God. Hitler of course is not he believed in god so he is forgiven...

wtf? Hitler was evil, he is not forgiven! Dude your world veiw is seriously messed up. Unless this is a joke... it has to be.

Hitler was evil, he is not forgiven!
due to christian logic all those who accept christ as their savior and seek forgivness for their sins should receive redemption, that away Hitler can get it, even Satan can get it

Only if he answers the question right......

According to the bible, and Jewish tradition, Heaven is built on ten levels, with the Lord living on number seven, and the Creator on umber ten.... and when you get to heaven, your reward is to sing the praise of the Lord for all eternity, without break, rest or pause.....

Originally posted by big gay kirk
According to the bible, and Jewish tradition, Heaven is built on ten levels, with the Lord living on number seven, and the Creator on umber ten.... and when you get to heaven, your reward is to sing the praise of the Lord for all eternity, without break, rest or pause.....

So this is really just one big audition for a job in god's quire? 😆

Prostitute + Vegas + Money - Willpower = Heaven.

ha ha ha