away messeges..

ok what are the funniest away messeges that you have seen?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... Spongebob Squarepants. Who left their computer because they had to pee?... [YOUR NAME

Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other

K, so leave a number

You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

My message has always been Leave a message after the beep 😬

Mines is (if I had one) "If you leave so much as one SYLLABLE I will hunt you down and cut your tongue and have it for soup!!" Beep 😐

Mine is.. "I'm not here at the moment, so screw you ugly. Nah, just leave me a message and I will get back to you."

pressed 4.

lol

seriously.

Erm.

I'm sorry, is this like for people's IM's, or their phones?

doesn't matter.

lol mine is "What?"

mine is don't care tell it to my answering machine.

Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
seriously.

aww.. thanks

Originally posted by §pearhead
Erm.

I'm sorry, is this like for people's IM's, or their phones?

either or

I already established that.

My current funny one...

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

my brothers goes:

"hello? hello? I can't hear you? what? I can't hear you? HELLO? WHO IS IT? hahahaha! leave a message!"

Hes got me twice with that one! 😮

ha ha

lol.. i like them

myne is : if oyur one of my friends or hot, leave a essage.. if i hate you *cough* becky .. then go burn. luv ya jizzle! beep.

My old one: **** off.

An older one, just a plain and simple: Hello?

Originally posted by Commando Queen
ok what are the funniest away messeges that you have seen?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... Spongebob Squarepants. Who left their computer because they had to pee?... [YOUR NAME

Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other

K, so leave a number

You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

welcome to the menthally ward
if you're depressed click 1
if you're to contact other patient click 2
and so on....the last one being:
if you're schizophreniac > listen to your inner voice 😄