away messeges..

mine's a simple 'Hello' or 'What's up' Well i'm not hear right now so leave a message.

I change it everynow and then so people don't get used to it. So I always get people. It's funny though, because when I do answer my phone, there's a long pause becausethey think...well you get the idea.

I like the number ones. THose are cute. mind if I use some?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
My current funny one...

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

🤣

"Hello?"

That used to be one of my friends.

These are awsome! 😊

7 5 11 😕

I loved Ken's one!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
My current funny one...

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

you're a genious Ken 😄

thats awsome!

What Ken said?

yea... im doing mine now ...

lol.

Here's how mine goes. Seriously.

"Hi, I screen all my calls because of telemarketers, soooooo. . . if I know you, just start blabbing, and I'll pick up if I'm home."

😉

lol, and then if i don't like you, you'll be getting the hint pretty soon!

Sometimes I'll get home to find I have like 5 messages. All hang-ups!!! 😱 That's when I realize, 'God, my out-going message is very effective.' 😊

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Sometimes I'll get home to find I have like 5 messages. All hang-ups!!! 😱 That's when I realize, 'God, my out-going message is very effective.' 😊

lmao .... thats awsome! I just changed mine to what Ken had ... it was fun changing it .... i wasn't allowed to laugh during it tho!

Then I realize, "God I'm a loser." 😑

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
what if the telemarketers disguise themselves? 😛

You mean like if they were all, "Hi Hiker, it's mom. I just wanted to tell you that we miss you and . . . . . buy Nike Shoes!"

Originally posted by spidergrl
lmao .... thats awsome! I just changed mine to what Ken had ... it was fun changing it .... i wasn't allowed to laugh during it tho!