The Worst Superhero

I've seen a lot of "Who can beat who" topics and discussion in my time, but to switch things up, Id like to know who in the wide world of all comics, is the superhero or villian that is the bottom of the totem pole. The guy that really, in a fight, couldnt beat anyone at all.

Right now, Im thinking Blue Beetle, I was never really impressed with the fact his hardest fight was stuggling with obesity. We're talking about a Hero where his arch villian could be Ronald McDonald here. Or Dave from Wendy's. Can you see the cover of a comic with Dave Thomas holding a tray with a Triple Cheeseburger value meal with Chili and a baked potato and biggie sized soda looking at Blue Beetle menacingly with BB with a look of horror going "NNNnnnnooooooo" and the tagline "Blue Beetle vs Combo Choices!!!!" Come on, if he cant take out Dave Thomas, then who could he take out?

Doorman.

Dave Thomas is dead. 🙁

Him?

Surrender Monkey

Surrender Monkey was a mutant from Paris, France who was first shown on Spike Freeman's video footage. He joined his Euro-Trash teammates in the kidnapping of Henrietta Hunter, where he announced that the time for retreat was upon them and they hideout in the X-Statix Store with Henrietta as a hostage. When X-Statix arrived to save her, Surrender Monkey's neck was snapped by the Orphan, killing him.

Surrender Monkey resembled a human-size chimpanzee and most likely had enhanced human agility on par to a real chimp. He also had the mutant power to know exactly the right timing to give up a fight.

--X-Statix #13 (14)

Doorman rules..... the worst hero is.... um...... damn, it's hard to think of someone less useful than Doorman....... Arthur.... from "The Tick"

EDIT:.... i'd probably find the Americans mocking of the French surrender in WWII more amusing if they hadn't waited so damn long to join in themselves the first place

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Originally posted by Scoobless
Doorman rules..... the worst hero is.... um...... damn, it's hard to think of someone less useful than Doorman....... Arthur.... from "The Tick"

how about Sewer Urchin then?

I'm going to have to see sky high to verify the usefulness of this one character. . .

"What's your power?"
"I Melt! *collapses into puddle*"

If he cant do anything while in that form . . . the best he could hope for is bait. . .

Originally posted by Creshosk
Him?

Doorman is completely black, and two dimensional, with two white eyes. He's like... the lowest level teleporter imaginable. If he stands next to a wall, you can walk through him into the next room, rather than breaking through the wall, or using the door.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Doorman is completely black, and two dimensional, with two white eyes. He's like... the lowest level teleporter imaginable. If he stands against a wall you can walk through him into the next room, rather than breaking through the wall, or using the door.

Let's see. . . ability to allow matter to pass through into another room, or the ability to know when it's time to retreat. . .

Yeah I think SM might be more useless than DM . . .

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Doorman is completely black, and two dimensional, with two white eyes. He's like... the lowest level teleporter imaginable. If he stands next to a wall, you can walk through him into the next room, rather than breaking through the wall, or using the door.

i think that could be a really useful power...... next time Ultron comes around, just have Doorman stand next to him and anyone can reach in and pull out his batteries (he uses 4 AA's)

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Originally posted by Scoobless
i'd probably find the Americans mocking of the French surrender in WWII more amusing if they hadn't waited so damn long to join in themselves the first place

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Against Germany they really didn't do that much. DDay was successful because of the russian forces drawing aw- aw shoot . . . WW2 is something I love to discuss so I got sucked into it.

I'm aware of the joke about the french being the surrender monkies, but don't find it particularly amusing in the slightest.

This character exists or existed in the comic world and I knew about him. That's the only reason I submitted him for this thread.

Originally posted by Scoobless
i think that could be a really useful power...... next time Ultron comes around, just have Doorman stand next to him and anyone can reach in and pull out his batteries (he uses 4 AA's)

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Maybe he isn't completely useless...

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Maybe he isn't completely useless...

Imagine if you gave himea wit to use his powers better, and a killer instinct.

How do you beat this character?

A person slips there arm through him in an attempt to punch him, and he turns sideways. . . what's going to happen to the arm?

Oh, Dave Thomas was brought back to life by the Hand btw.

Doorman isn't 2-dimensional... Flatman is... you may be confused there

Originally posted by Scoobless
Doorman isn't 2-dimensional... Flatman is... you may be confused there

"I've seen a lot of "Who can beat who" topics and discussion in my time, but to switch things up, Id like to know who in the wide world of all comics, is the superhero or villian that is the bottom of the totem pole. The guy that really, in a fight, couldnt beat anyone at all.

Right now, Im thinking Blue Beetle, I was never really impressed with the fact his hardest fight was stuggling with obesity. We're talking about a Hero where his arch villian could be Ronald McDonald here. Or Dave from Wendy's. Can you see the cover of a comic with Dave Thomas holding a tray with a Triple Cheeseburger value meal with Chili and a baked potato and biggie sized soda looking at Blue Beetle menacingly with BB with a look of horror going "NNNnnnnooooooo" and the tagline "Blue Beetle vs Combo Choices!!!!" Come on, if he cant take out Dave Thomas, then who could he take out?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the worst villain of all time has to be mole man. ooh look at me!! im gonna alter my genes to look like a troll and disable my abilty to see in the light. that'll show 'em. he's the only guy i can think of that has no purpose, he either lives undergound in new york or some remote island somewhere, he never wants to take over the world or really destroy it just to be a nuisance to FF. the only thing that seems to drive him is his obsession to make sue his wife.

the worst hero would be an equal tie betwen blue beetle and green arrow. both of these guys are just lame to me. if i could talk to them i'd say you mean to tell me that you both have multi billion dollar tech companies behind you and the best you can come up with is a plane shaped like a beetle and and arrows with boxing gloves on them? you lame ass mofokers! to make matters worse beetle was a super genious at that. batman had enuff smarts to make his suit body armor but you literally wore spandex, and got your brains blown by a small caliber pistol? you f ****ing idiot

the one thing i really liked was when batman called out green arrow for not having an original idea in his stupid, liberal, down with the man, head. i mean he had an arrow jet, arrow cave under his mansion, tons of trick gadgets that he would have at just the right time, and of course kids as his sidekicks. you lame ass mofoker!

Wolverine,Batman,and Spiderman are the worst comic characters ever..........and yes i do wanna get my ass kicked...

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