Barry-A normal human that beats up other weak Super-heroes and steals their gimmick for a short time.Im glad the Tick beat him senseless and took over his Tick Cave Tick computer Tick Cycle and Tick Soap
Mr.Fantastic-The only guy in a VS topic whos super-power rarely eevr factors in.That and hes a {Insert explativeXInfinity] that only exists to give DOOM something else to do besides conquer the universe
Marvin-"Golly i wear this cape because i somtimes forget to wipe my ass"
Wonderdog-"Ruff i like #$%" [think rooster]
Rocket Racer-Ok lemme get this straight a genius in the ghetto puts together an uber device but instead of being SMART like Steel and making something like armor he puts his time into a flying skaeboard he can be knocked off or simply shot on
I thought of another one. Cage. Remember Cage. The black guy with that was slightly bulletproof. I always remember him running from a group of thugs with armor peircing bullets. Whats even worse was that, besides having a common weakness of anything armor peircing being able to hurt him, it seemed come up in conversation alot for him. "They got guns, as long as they arnt armor peircing Ill be ok" "Oh no, armor peircing bullets, they can hurt me! I gotta get outta here!" "Oh, Ive been shot by a armor peircing bullet, im bleeding! Save me spiderman!"
Well, now we can take a few of these superheroes and see which one is the lamest. Ill exclude Tick from these figures, since they are suppose to be so lame its funny.
We have Blue Beetle vsSurrender Monkey, vs Green Arrow, vs Mr Fantastic, vs Wonder dog (and other super pets Ill just lump them all together) Rocket Racer vs Cage.
I guess the top tier in this kinda battle royale would be Cage and Green Arrow. Green Arrow, although very lame for the reasons previously stated only coming up with weird arrows when hes a millionare (and an arrow jet, he was too stupid to even name it his arrow-plane. Get it? That would be funny) Cage is also top tier and would definatly put away some of these lame heroes because, although his powers of slightly super strength and slightly bulletproof, its more than enough to take out Blue Beetle. Hell I think Blue Beetle would just LOOK at Cage and get diabetes.
Mr Fantastic I guess is the one that doesnt really seem to belong here. In a stand up fight, hes just stretchy though. But hes super smart, and his power allows himself to "enhance" the size and shape of body parts, and thats really cool. Im sure he could likewise put away the rest of these "heroes"
The wonderpets, sad to say, would probably find something better to do that try to prove they arnt the lamest superheroes. Animals leaving the battle because its boring is a victory in its own right.
So, as far as my count is concerned, the fight for lamest comes down between Blue Beetle, Surrender Monkey, and Rocket Racer.