Order 66

Started by Darth_Janus7 pages

Order 69: Clone trooper orgy.

Order 70: Kill Yourself

Order 89: Back in number order, maggots!

Order 90- Do the Tango

Order 91: Make sure orders 71 - 88 are done before you make Order 89.

Order 92: Make sure you read the last page of orders, because they're there. 😛

Order 93: Beat Lil Krueger with soap in a sock.

They just called it Order 66. There was no Order 1-65

Order 94: Learn humor and sarcasm.

Actually there is a code.
Every code has 3 numbers in it:

first digit:
0 = Everybody
1 = Nearest units (this depends of the third digit!)
2 = Selected unit
3 = Nobody
4 = (Drill) no real execution.

second:
0: report in
1: wait
....
6: engage

third:
0: Nobody
1: Separatists.
...
6: The Jedi.

To make it harder for droids to break the code, they often leave 0's away from the message. And should the second digit be 0 or similar action, which needs no object, the last digit is left out as well as it can't contain any meaningful information.

So order: "ALL, ENGAGE, THE JEDI" is typed: 066 -> 66

That was exactly what palpatine was watching, when Anakin stormed in to report about Obi Wan's findings. Palps was looking for right digits, which to send when the time would come...

Obi wan Kenobi called me last night and told this...

WTF?

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
WTF?

I agree.

Sarcasm shouldn't be this thorough.

That actually makes some sense, which means somebody has too much time on their hands. *shrug*

Originally posted by Sesse
Actually there is a code.
Every code has 3 numbers in it:

first digit:
0 = Everybody
1 = Nearest units (this depends of the third digit!)
2 = Selected unit
3 = Nobody
4 = (Drill) no real execution.

second:
0: report in
1: wait
....
6: engage

third:
0: Nobody
1: Separatists.
...
6: The Jedi.

To make it harder for droids to break the code, they often leave 0's away from the message. And should the second digit be 0 or similar action, which needs no object, the last digit is left out as well as it can't contain any meaningful information.

So order: "ALL, ENGAGE, THE JEDI" is typed: 066 -> 66

That was exactly what palpatine was watching, when Anakin stormed in to report about Obi Wan's findings. Palps was looking for right digits, which to send when the time would come...

Obi wan Kenobi called me last night and told this...

you keep on telling yourself that✅

🤨

Maybe the thread can die now. It's been taken to the far extreme excesses of attempted comedy & sarcasm, and it certainly went farther than I would've though as it continued past 66. Maybe that... um... overly thought out post is the final nail in the coffin.

Originally posted by kremzike
Maybe the thread can die now. It's been taken to the far extreme excesses of attempted comedy & sarcasm, and it certainly went farther than I would've though as it continued past 66. Maybe that... um... overly thought out post is the final nail in the coffin.

I concur. I hope that by 100 it will be over....... and you are right, a lot of it is attempted sarcasm... some of the "orders" are genuinely funny but others just leave you scratching your head.