New religion ...let me brainwash you

I think i will start a new religion called Bollockism. i shall be the guru known as the bollock(unlike human males there cannot be two bollocks) and my followers shall be known as Bollockists. We shall be distinct from all other religions in that we will shave the hair from out testicles, and keep it in a plastic bag stuck to our chins. I will also create a womans version in which vaginal hair shall be considered sacred and must be worn under a turban.

if you dont join you will rot in the pits of hell where satan will rub his balls up against your face

join..

Originally posted by Deano
I will also create a womans version in which vaginal hair shall be considered sacred and must be worn under a turban.

OMG shock

where do i sign superhyper

right here ont he dotted line

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you must buy your own turban

MM Ball rubing?? Hell here I come

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
MM Ball rubing?? Hell here I come

i knew you would 😈

😱 I'm in!!!

Originally posted by Deano
I think i will start a new religion called Bollockism. i shall be the guru known as the bollock(unlike human males there cannot be two bollocks) and my followers shall be known as Bollockists. We shall be distinct from all other religions in that we will shave the hair from out testicles, and keep it in a plastic bag stuck to our chins. I will also create a womans version in which vaginal hair shall be considered sacred and must be worn under a turban.

if you dont join you will rot in the pits of hell where satan will rub his balls up against your face

join..

you're sexy

Originally posted by Deano
right here on the dotted line

Uneeklyconfused 😱
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more followers,,,exxxxxxxcellent

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused

good girl 😈

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
you're sexy

im the bollocks

join us 😄

Originally posted by Deano
i knew you would 😈

do I get to sign on a dotted line too? 😱

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Hmm sandpaper+ballrubbing=entertainment for me

keep that sandpaper away from my balls 😠

Originally posted by Ladyluck
do I get to sign on a dotted line too? 😱

sure if u wanna sign up😄

Originally posted by Deano
keep that sandpaper away from my balls 😠

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
MM Ball rubing?? Hell here I come

room for two?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Wouldn't want to touch those green ozz balls anyways. 🤨

you know you'd love to touch these brit balls 😉 😛

Ladyluck
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😱😄