New religion ...let me brainwash you

Started by WickedTexasMomA7 pages

Originally posted by Syren
Sacrifice them to what?? 😂
😈 To me

Oh hell yes, this I have to see 😱

syren long time no see

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
You are not brainwashing me.JM

you are brainwashed everyday via tv, media messages that bombard ya subconcious mind.. 😈

pfft does it involve worshipping Mustard?

nah..only if u wanna

ok i dont.

worship me then🙂

Re: New religion ...let me brainwash you

Originally posted by Deano
I think i will start a new religion called Bollockism. i shall be the guru known as the bollock(unlike human males there cannot be two bollocks) and my followers shall be known as Bollockists. We shall be distinct from all other religions in that we will shave the hair from out testicles, and keep it in a plastic bag stuck to our chins. I will also create a womans version in which vaginal hair shall be considered sacred and must be worn under a turban.

if you dont join you will rot in the pits of hell where satan will rub his balls up against your face

join..


that just made my day ✅

Originally posted by Deano
worship me then🙂

👿 I am your equal, 44,000 shall fall to me...evillaugh...

sorry, just thought you should know that...😐

Mangled elephant penis

i have no equal..i..am....the one!

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Mangled elephant penis

slopknit?

Originally posted by Deano
thats what i like to hear
here..have a peanut
😱

Originally posted by SlipknoT
😱

a peanut or a 20 dollar bill

which one?

Originally posted by Deano
slopknit?

Sloopknit

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Sloopknit

ahh..gotcha

im gonna punch the chinese guy..he gave me mushrooms when i specifially said no ****ing mushrooms..i was fuming

Originally posted by Deano
a peanut or a 20 dollar bill

which one?

Uhhhhh ehhhh ahhhh, ummm........ 😕 *punches Deano and takes both* 😱

Originally posted by Deano
ahh..gotcha

im gonna punch the chinese guy..he gave me mushrooms when i specifially said no ****ing mushrooms..i was fuming

Ah I see, so can I be the guy that pisses on the people that choose not to worship you? Ill also piss on the chinese guy euro

yes you and slipknot are my personal bodyguards
piss on who eva gets out of line..i'll drown the chinese bastard in his own curry..the scum!