Originally posted by Disco Moose
😆 You caught me.For the record, I'd just like to tell the ENTIRE KMC population that Vlad spends the majority of his time with his blow up Justin Timberlake doll, has an extreme case of testicular excema and hasn't been outdoors in 11 months. 🙂
1. I can't help it. It came with the "Cry me a river" option.....wanna know what that does? droolio
2. My doctor mentioned something about wah-tur .....i was like 🤨
3. ...and 3 days......but i've almost figured out how the alien marshmellows read our minds *tilts back and forward drooling*
~wickerman~
Originally posted by Wickerman
1. I can't help it. It came with the "Cry me a river" option.....wanna know what that does? droolio2. My doctor mentioned something about wah-tur .....i was like 🤨
3. ...and 3 days......but i've almost figured out how the alien marshmellows read our minds *tilts back and forward drooling*
~wickerman~
😑
hysterical2
Oh, give me strength!!
Originally posted by Wickerman
1. I can't help it. It came with the "Cry me a river" option.....wanna know what that does? droolio2. My doctor mentioned something about wah-tur .....i was like 🤨
3. ...and 3 days......but i've almost figured out how the alien marshmellows read our minds *tilts back and forward drooling*
~wickerman~
I'll pass...the first time around in the movie was enough. Having said that, I can't figure out why I've managed to ruin the rewind button on my VCR.
I wouldn't mind so much, but the goddamn scratching you do keeps me up all night.
3 days my ass. You're so pale you make albino's look like they're deep fried.
Originally posted by Disco Moose
Did you not read? I'm his sister...um...Vladimira...and being such, I am privy to this sort of information.Plus, it's hard not to notice, as Vlad has a problem with clothes...
If by problem with clothes you mean "Scott took them all in the backyard and set them on fire while tossing a few pairs of bras (don't know how he got his hands on those, but they were kinda dirty looking 😘 ) and screaming "MOOSE ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!! MOOSE SHALL VOTE!!!!!" " then you are correct
~wickerman~
Originally posted by Wickermanhysterical 😂
If by problem with clothes you mean [b]"Scott took them all in the backyard and set them on fire while tossing a few pairs of bras (don't know how he got his hands on those, but they were kinda dirty looking 😘 ) and screaming "MOOSE ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!! MOOSE SHALL VOTE!!!!!" " then you are correct~wickerman~ [/B]
Originally posted by Disco Moose
I'll pass...the first time around in the movie was enough. Having said that, I can't figure out why I've managed to ruin the rewind button on my VCR.I wouldn't mind so much, but the goddamn scratching you do keeps me up all night.
3 days my ass. You're so pale you make albino's look like they're deep fried.
1. Bullshit!!!!! You're just pretending. This is like that time you saw a pop-up add (i dunno where it came from 😗 ) that said "Mature bondage porn" and were like "EEEEWWWW......*click* OMFG......DISGUSTING.....*click click* EEEEWWW *clickity click click*"
2. well that scratching is just about the only thing that can be heard in our bed anymore....ever since the icon5 accident you had 😖hifty:
....... hung like a moose my ass
3. I'm going for the Callista Flockhart "see through" look diva
~wickerman~
Originally posted by Wickerman
If by problem with clothes you mean [b]"Scott took them all in the backyard and set them on fire while tossing a few pairs of bras (don't know how he got his hands on those, but they were kinda dirty looking 😘 ) and screaming "MOOSE ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!! MOOSE SHALL VOTE!!!!!" " then you are correct~wickerman~ [/B]
Listen you heartless bastard, if you have to air my dirty laundry....I'm sorry I can't do that one.
Stop calling me Scott already.
Did Vlad tell you all we took a regular bath together until he was 30?