VOTE Like Your Membership Depends Upon It!

Originally posted by Wickerman
1. Bullshit!!!!! You're just pretending. This is like that time you saw a pop-up add (i dunno where it came from 😗 ) that said "Mature bondage porn" and were like "EEEEWWWW......*click* OMFG......DISGUSTING.....*click click* EEEEWWW *clickity click click*"

2. well that scratching is just about the only thing that can be heard in our bed anymore....ever since the icon5 accident you had 😖hifty:

....... hung like a moose my ass

3. I'm going for the Callista Flockhart "see through" look diva

~wickerman~

1) I am not pretending! You filth peddling whore! How can I not find some amout of comfort in mature porn? I've been exposed to it ever since you decided that Alice from the Brady Bunch "was one groovy chick" You inundated us with her image! It was sickening.

2) Oh that's peachy. You had to bring that up. I would have liked to have thought that some things were off limits, but, apparently NOT, ghonnorhea boy.

3) It's really a good look for you Gollum. 😉

Originally posted by baddspellahl4
no... no... keep going, this is better than cable

*COMES TO A SCREECHING HALT and takes time out of tirades to ogle BS4's signature*

😆 BURNED!!!!! I'm sorry about that (back's into corner quietly)

😆 Oh my fecking godness... this is the shiznit.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Listen you heartless bastard, if you have to air my dirty laundry....I'm sorry I can't do that one.

Stop calling me Scott already.

Did Vlad tell you all we took a regular bath together until he was 30?

All i'm asking is how you GOT those bras in the first place, and if it has anything to do with the "accident" little Georgia Mae was involved in that involved me having to pick you up from the police station....And while we're on the subject....it didn't take you long to find a sugar daddy in there.....hoe

I'll call you whatever i want, since i bring the cash in this house. Mr. "Hoooneeeeeeeey, i can't reach the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer" WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED DROOLING OVER THOSE GNU ON ANIMAL PLANET YOU COULD GET YOUR OWN BEER DAMMIT!!!!!!!

And the rubber ducky is for PLAYING with you sick sick puppy

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Syren
😆 Oh my fecking godness... this is the shiznit.

I'm running out of laughing smilies!!! 😠

hysterical hysterical hysterical

Dear God..this is hilarious..

😆

Originally posted by Wickerman
All i'm asking is how you GOT those bras in the first place, and if it has anything to do with the "accident" little Georgia Mae was involved in that involved me having to pick you up from the police station....And while we're on the subject....it didn't take you long to find a sugar daddy in there.....hoe

I'll call you whatever i want, since i bring the cash in this house. Mr. "Hoooneeeeeeeey, i can't reach the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer" WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED DROOLING OVER THOSE GNU ON ANIMAL PLANET YOU COULD GET YOUR OWN BEER DAMMIT!!!!!!!

And the rubber ducky is for PLAYING with you sick sick puppy

~wickerman~

You want the truth? I took them from your closet ! How's THAT Mr. "In denial about my crossdressing fetishes"?! I took them because myself, the family, hell, the whole goddamn VILLAGE is a little spooked by your abberant behaviour! You can't dress like a woman, look like Gollum and PRETEND that you're a man.

You leave Allistair out of this you semen garglin hermaphrodite! 😠 😉

Originally posted by Disco Moose
1) I am not pretending! You filth peddling whore! How can I not find some amout of comfort in mature porn? I've been exposed to it ever since you decided that Alice from the Brady Bunch "was one groovy chick" You inundated us with her image! It was sickening.

2) Oh that's peachy. You had to bring that up. I would have liked to have thought that some things were off limits, but, apparently NOT, ghonnorhea boy.

3) It's really a good look for you Gollum. 😉

1. You hypocritical Jenna Jameson wannabe! At least i'm not the one that thought Curly from the 3 stooges would look "divine in my purple sating bedsheets"

2. icon5 Oh no you didn't.........i ONLY ask you to take a periodic vaginal exam.....but NOOOOO......you're not pregnant honey.....they're called CRABS

3. Oh that's just RICH coming from YOU Mr. "Come to me my preciousssssss" while watching Ricky Martin's latest video

~wickerman~

Find me a laughing smilie!! schmoll

Originally posted by Wickerman
1. You hypocritical Jenna Jameson wannabe! At least i'm not the one that thought Curly from the 3 stooges would look "divine in my purple sating bedsheets"

2. icon5 Oh no you didn't.........i ONLY ask you to take a periodic vaginal exam.....but NOOOOO......you're not pregnant honey.....they're called CRABS

3. Oh that's just RICH coming from YOU Mr. "Come to me my preciousssssss" while watching Ricky Martin's latest video

~wickerman~

1) 😂 I got nuthin for that one.

2) Right....I have crabs. 🙄 You, the village bicycle, have the audacity to call me a whore?

3) YOU MASTURBATE TO DAME EDNA! You sick sick bastard!

Aww...damn, I gotta run.

Latah kids, it's been a slice.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Aww...damn, I gotta run.

Latah kids, it's been a slice.

Lemme guess, I missed all the good things again.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
You want the truth? I took them from your closet ! How's THAT Mr. "In denial about my crossdressing fetishes"?! I took them because myself, the family, hell, the whole goddamn VILLAGE is a little spooked by your abberant behaviour! You can't dress like a woman, look like Gollum and PRETEND that you're a man.

You leave Allistair out of this you semen garglin hermaphrodite! 😠 😉

Listen.....i MIGHT like to dress up like Ingrid Bergman from time to time, but YOU sir....are NO Humphrey Bogart.....i mean puh-leaaaaase.....an albanian Penis enhancement pump does not a Clark Gable wannabe make

And since when do you care what the village thinks? Need i remind you about a certain quadruped forest-dwelling creature that drank too much beer and decided to relieve his bladder in the town's water supply?

WHAT THE HELL HAD YOU BEEN EATING????????? 😘

~wickerman~

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Lemme guess, I missed all the good things again.

😆 Bye Scott, thanks for mucho entertainment....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Aww...damn, I gotta run.

Latah kids, it's been a slice.

Awwwwww 🙁 It was fun man 😉 See ya later......

BTW: someone should save all this stuff somewhere 😛

~wickerman~

ps: Yes dave, you missed it all again 😆