The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

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Last time I checked we where in July😂

Originally posted by JToTheP
What is there to take? Your just spitting random garbage, believe me if you wanted an internet assault I could crush you in it. I also kind of enjoy being on KMC though, so I won't bother with your pathetic ass. You can't even type on a keyboard, are you blind, or just a complete retard?

Bring it on!

Originally posted by JToTheP
The game can be 80%,90%, or 100% complete, no company releases a heavy hitter in the summer, they wait for the Christmas sales, that's why Nintendo threw Mario Sunshine out in August, they didn't expect it to be huge, like it wasn't.

They are most likely doing covers now, but not going to release one to the public until October or so.

That's the problem with Minish Cap as well, it would be the greatest Zelda ever with at least 3 more dungeons, so it falls short off OOT/LTTP masterpieces.

DUDE SHUT UP!

Originally posted by ESB-1138
I hate the fact Tingle (Worse Zelda character ever...let me rephase that; worse Game character ever) makes you pay for it. I would take the Master Sword and shove it up his @$$ and force him to translate the maps.

IGNcube's 2004 "Die, Tingle, Die! Die!" Campaign
Make your hate for Nintendo's fairy heard.

June 9, 2004 - You know and hate him. That nutty clown freak that spoils the lands of Hyrule like a poison. That eerily happy, giggling annoyance whom always pops up at the wrong time and floats away with a deceitful smile plastered across his lying, lunatic face.

Of course we mean Tingle, also known as the most hated entity in the Zelda universe, a label the prince of puke proudly wears.
This is IGNcube's 2004 "Die, Tingle, Die!" Campaign.

Tingle first appeared in the psychedelic adventure Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask for Nintendo 64, which was directed by the bongo-playing genius Eiji Aonuma. Though the tights-wearing fairy annoyed and frustrated young Link to the point of madness -- we know because he told us -- the hero nonetheless put up with the character for he did provide one useful function: Tingle sold world maps to Link, who could then use them to get as far away from the disturbing jester as possible.

Tingle unfortunately returned to haunt the ocean-covered world in Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker and his sexual orientation remained a great, dark mystery -- one that not even Nintendo could illuminate. "Is he a future fairy or just a regular guy? Tingle might seem a little confused..." the company wrote of the hideously deformed figure on its official Zelda franchise website.

Tingle's role in Wind Waker seemed initially harmless. However, as the cel-shaded adventure progressed Tingle's selfishness led Link on a number of tedious fetch quests -- a truth that also caused IGNcube's editors to lower their review score of the game.

Fans of the franchise never forgave the giggling goon for corrupting the experience and neither did Link. This fact -- no real secret -- was evidenced in Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures. In the multiplayer centric title, four different Links attempted to shoot down Tingle as he floated merrily around the 2D universe.

Which about brings us up to date. There's another GameCube Legend of Zelda title in development and it's set for release late next year. This time Link has grown up. He rides his horse through a gritty, realistic new Hyrule filled with glowing red sunsets and fierce, evil foes. And so far there is no sign of Tingle. Our hope is that he's dead. Murdered by a Bokoblin, perhaps. But just in case -- on the slight chance that game directors Shigeru Miyamoto or Eiji Aonuma think about tormenting Link with the character once more -- this article exists.

It's just a simple reminder: we hate Tingle, we want him dead, and we're not going to stand for him in another Zelda game. In fact, if he shows up in the next Zelda, we vow now to spend half of the adventure attempting to murder him. It has to be done. He cannot be allowed to frolic around Hyrule again or all is surely lost.

Originally posted by JToTheP
The game can be 80%,90%, or 100% complete, no company releases a heavy hitter in the summer, they wait for the Christmas sales, that's why Nintendo threw Mario Sunshine out in August, they didn't expect it to be huge, like it wasn't.

They are most likely doing covers now, but not going to release one to the public until October or so.

That's the problem with Minish Cap as well, it would be the greatest Zelda ever with at least 3 more dungeons, so it falls short off OOT/LTTP masterpieces.


No no no, sorry, you didn't see my post earlier, I said that I've read that the game is 100%, but, they aren't releasing the game until November because the middle of summer is the worst time (for some reason.)
Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
DUDE SHUT UP!

What is it between you two!? Why are you both arguing at everything the other says!?

Originally posted by Blue Dragon
No no no, sorry, you didn't see my post earlier, I said that I've read that the game is 100%, but, they aren't releasing the game until November because the middle of summer is the worst time (for some reason.)

What is it between you two!? Why are you both arguing at everything the other says!?

I read your post, and yes, you didn't elaborate that you didn't read it's done. The summer is a bad time to release a game because they wouldn't get holiday sales, summer is only the best time for movies & music.

He's just a whiney child, he is just upset that I could careless about his theory on 'which link' is in the game. He is mad I won't post a theory so he can criticize it, because I have a tiny bit of intelligence. Message board nerds, what can you do right?

Originally posted by JToTheP
I read your post, and yes, you didn't elaborate that you didn't read it's done. The summer is a bad time to release a game because they wouldn't get holiday sales, summer is only the best time for movies & music.

He's just a whiney child, he is just upset that I could careless about his theory on 'which link' is in the game. He is mad I won't post a theory so he can criticize it, because I have a tiny bit of intelligence. Message board nerds, what can you do right?

Why don't you get a REAL job... STOCK BOY!

Why don't you two agree to drop it because I would like to talk about a much happier subject. Like the game 😄

hey Movie Geek... I respect you but I can't let JtotheP get away with bashing ANY zelda game... even MM.

HA HA no problem with arguing that it was a good Game but no need to get nasty over it. I liked the game and think he was dead wrong too. I liked all the Zelda games but if I had to pick one as the weakest it would be Four Swords.

yea... but in FSA you got to shoot at tingle, and deter him from getting what he wanted... I like trying to hit him with the flame wand-thingie... He helped you in NO way in that game... but I hated him since I played OOA... which I played before I was even able to play MM. and in that game you only saw him once, and he gave you a map. and he still drove me crazy.

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
IGNcube's 2004 "Die, Tingle, Die! Die!" Campaign
Make your hate for Nintendo's fairy heard.

June 9, 2004 - You know and hate him. That nutty clown freak that spoils the lands of Hyrule like a poison. That eerily happy, giggling annoyance whom always pops up at the wrong time and floats away with a deceitful smile plastered across his lying, lunatic face.

Of course we mean Tingle, also known as the most hated entity in the Zelda universe, a label the prince of puke proudly wears.
This is IGNcube's 2004 "Die, Tingle, Die!" Campaign.

Tingle first appeared in the psychedelic adventure Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask for Nintendo 64, which was directed by the bongo-playing genius Eiji Aonuma. Though the tights-wearing fairy annoyed and frustrated young Link to the point of madness -- we know because he told us -- the hero nonetheless put up with the character for he did provide one useful function: Tingle sold world maps to Link, who could then use them to get as far away from the disturbing jester as possible.

Tingle unfortunately returned to haunt the ocean-covered world in Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker and his sexual orientation remained a great, dark mystery -- one that not even Nintendo could illuminate. "Is he a future fairy or just a regular guy? Tingle might seem a little confused..." the company wrote of the hideously deformed figure on its official Zelda franchise website.

Tingle's role in Wind Waker seemed initially harmless. However, as the cel-shaded adventure progressed Tingle's selfishness led Link on a number of tedious fetch quests -- a truth that also caused IGNcube's editors to lower their review score of the game.

Fans of the franchise never forgave the giggling goon for corrupting the experience and neither did Link. This fact -- no real secret -- was evidenced in Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures. In the multiplayer centric title, four different Links attempted to shoot down Tingle as he floated merrily around the 2D universe.

Which about brings us up to date. There's another GameCube Legend of Zelda title in development and it's set for release late next year. This time Link has grown up. He rides his horse through a gritty, realistic new Hyrule filled with glowing red sunsets and fierce, evil foes. And so far there is no sign of Tingle. Our hope is that he's dead. Murdered by a Bokoblin, perhaps. But just in case -- on the slight chance that game directors Shigeru Miyamoto or Eiji Aonuma think about tormenting Link with the character once more -- this article exists.

It's just a simple reminder: we hate Tingle, we want him dead, and we're not going to stand for him in another Zelda game. In fact, if he shows up in the next Zelda, we vow now to spend half of the adventure attempting to murder him. It has to be done. He cannot be allowed to frolic around Hyrule again or all is surely lost.

any one who is with me just have one post that says "I"!

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
Why don't you get a REAL job... STOCK BOY!

Every part of your post is wrong, my current profession, your sad attempt to insult me, and the fact that you weren't a blowjob.

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
any one who is with me just have one post that says "I"!

Who would be? *didn't even read*

nope

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
DUDE SHUT UP!

Eat it.

Originally posted by JLRTENJAC
Bring it on!

Kill yourself.

I surely hope the other posters here didn't back out from JLR's sad attempt to verbally assault me, and we can continue to discuss this possible masterpiece in the making.

Let's keep it to PM's!

no, let's just leave it period

Originally posted by JToTheP
I surely hope the other posters here didn't back out from JLR's sad attempt to verbally assault me, and we can continue to discuss this possible masterpiece in the making.

Possible masterpiece? The new Zelda WILL be an outstanding game, much like almost every other Zelda title that appeared before it. We expect nothing less than greatness when it comes to a new Zelda, and they always meet their high expectations. There's no real reason as to why "Twilight Princess" will not be as enjoyable, if not even more than the previous ones.