CUT MY MILK!i!

Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I'll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won't make it easy for you.

Stewie ✅

yay family guy Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? (😆 I doubt ne one will get that joke)

Hooray for Family Guy. 😛

Rupert, did you call that engineer at Lockheed yet? Well of course you didn't you worthless little... (Hits Rupert the Toy Bear). There, see what you made me do? Do you think I enjoy hitting you? Well actually I do. I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it AGAIN!!!

It rocks!jm

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

"Oh, so there IS an adult diaper. And this imbecile of a woman tells me to use something called a TOILET? All it does is suck up your poo-poo all day, no life at all!"

(runs to the bathroom and points at toilet accusingly)

"GET A JOB!!!!"

Originally posted by baddspellahl4
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Hey look at me I am nude on ice!jm 😆

Stewie (after doing the Robot): "I'd like to see the kid from Barney with the hearing aide do that."

And the famous "Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb" 😛

and the even more famous what the deuce?

lol.i remember the one where Stewie goes to visit Mother Maggie.

Brian: "Do you want to go home?"
(stewie shakes his head)
Brian: "Are you hungry?"
(stewie shakes his head)
Brian:"Do you want to go poop in mother maggie's shoes?"
(stewie nods tearfully)
Brian: "Okay, let's go poop in Mother Maggie's shoes."

So, umm...this is uhh..awkward but uhh..have we ever actually, you know, met? I mean I don't even know, say for example, if you have a room up there. You know? A room? I have a room. You know Meg if you kill yourself now you'll probably get a full page in the yearbook. So, umm...you know thats something to think abou..(burps)..oops just burped. 😊

Peter: Sometimes our son Chris can be a boob, I mean a melon, I mean a sopping wet pair of breasts covered only by a thin red shirt.'

Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

Chris: Okay okay. Meg, I'm thinking of another word, and it's not "kitty".
Meg: Is it kitty?
Chris: What the - GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!
(Chris runs upstairs)

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Jesuse Saves...

NOBODY!

Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter)
Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity.