CUT MY MILK!i!

For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!

Lois: Look its the New Year's baby!
Stewie: Yes, I rather like the sash, but do the Huggies make my ass look big?

who's that sex-obsessed guy with the impossibly huge jaw?

quagmire my main man Stewie(while peter kisses lois): back off fat man. Those jugs are mine until all the milk dries up. Then you can have the remains!

Stewie: If I choose to make stool in my pants right now, you're the only one here to change me. What do you think of that, hmm?
Brian: I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: What?
Brian: I said, I'm not going to change you.
Stewie: You can't be serious. Well, what if I make a fudgie? Well, I just won't. I just won't that's all. I just won't. Blast! I just did.

😱

Stewie: HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first Ha.

Oh yeah....he was so funny.

Brian: (sniffing) You made love to two filipino women and a man.
Quagmire: (laughs nervously) You mean THREE filiopino women!
Brian: (looks at Quagmire sternly)
(Quagmire runs off sobbing)

Chris: What did you get from your boyfriends?
Meg: Oh you know from my boyfriend ,Prince William, I got this beautiful watch, and this diamond tiara, and a scepter...(goes crazy and runs away crying)
Stewie: She needs to get laid BIG TIME!

Stewie: Victory is mine!

Peter: We need you back, Lois. I can't do what you do for me every night by myself!

(flashback scene)
We see Peter naked, and bravely trying to carry his own fat over to the bed. He fails, stumbles backwards, breaks clean through the wood rail and falls down to the first floor right by Brian, who is reading a newspaper.

What is this? Some sort of Family Guy quote?