Plastic Man vs. Hulk

Started by Dr. Diamond15 pages

hulk is so screwed

How screwed?

Jenna Jameson screwed?

Hulk is screwed

Ok...few things.

1. Hulk doesn't need to breathe??? Fine, though I didn't know about it

2. The "Hulk coming back from a skeleton" thing...someone posted the scan a month ago or so...so I've seen it confirmed, though I forget the Issue # and all. Though to me it wasn't clear that it was skeleton...it looked more like muscles and cartelidge and stuff...so he'd only need to regrow skin and random other stuff.

3. Zahit and a couple others are the only ones that seem to fully grasp PM's power. Jump into space?? PM slides through Hulk's grasp and melts into the ground until he can come up somewhere else. Hulk's insides corroding PM?? Stomach acid maybe, but PM isn't limited at all to where he can go within Hulk. The aforementioned "ear-jump into a brain-rape" would work well.

I realize some Hulk supporters would say that he'd survive even the brain-rape, and if they're right this fight is just one big stalemate. But I still say PM wins.

-DM

No, I said Hulk DOES need to breathe. He's now able to breathe underwater, that's all.

Ok...sorry demi....gotcha now. In that case, it might be one more way PM could win.

And when did he pull himself together from atoms?

But water, is like space, right? Can he breathe in space?

Water is NOT like space. Fish can't breathe in space, can they?

Originally posted by demigawd
Water is NOT like space. Fish can't breathe in space, can they?

My question is can HE? I've heard that he could, thats my dilemma.

Fish? I need to try that. 😄

Breathing over and under water arent the same thing anyways, but if he can, than he can.

No, space is a lack of atmosphere...there's no oxygen to breathe like there is in water.

And the atoms thing? Someone else mentioned it (not me), and I've heard about it but never read it, but with all PM can do anyway (changing shape at will, becoming larger or smaller wherever he needs, stretching well beyond what Reed could ever imagine, etc.) I don't think it's terribly important.

Here's a thought...PM could put part of himself through the Hulk, going in one place and out another, and make himself into sort of a reverse pully where Hulk's energy works against him. He'll try and run at PM and get pulled back by his own energy....try and rip PM apart, and fail miserably since he stretches too much. PM can sing him lullabies, and eventually he'll revert back to Banner and PM can do whatever he wants then.

-DM

Damn...you've thought about this, haven't you?

Sadist.

lol.

Originally posted by demigawd
Damn...you've thought about this, haven't you?

Sadist.

lol.

Me??

😂

There's just so many possibilities for Plastic Man...he's a fun hero to "think about" Hehe...

Did you know the Wachowski brothers wanted to make a PM movie...they had the script and everything....when no one wanted to produce it they made "The Matrix" instead. Fun stuff.

-DM

Originally posted by DigiMark007
No, space is a lack of atmosphere...there's no oxygen to breathe like there is in water.

And the atoms thing? Someone else mentioned it (not me), and I've heard about it but never read it, but with all PM can do anyway (changing shape at will, becoming larger or smaller wherever he needs, stretching well beyond what Reed could ever imagine, etc.) I don't think it's terribly important.

Here's a thought...PM could put part of himself through the Hulk, going in one place and out another, and make himself into sort of a reverse pully where Hulk's energy works against him. He'll try and run at PM and get pulled back by his own energy....try and rip PM apart, and fail miserably since he stretches too much. PM can sing him lullabies, and eventually he'll revert back to Banner and PM can do whatever he wants then.

-DM

I understand that there's oxygen in space.

I'd just been hearing about hulk breathing in space, thats all.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Me??

😂

There's just so many possibilities for Plastic Man...he's a fun hero to "think about" Hehe...

Did you know the Wachowski brothers wanted to make a PM movie...they had the script and everything....when no one wanted to produce it they made "The Matrix" instead. Fun stuff.

-DM

Seriously? That's too crazy. PM does have some skills to him, I'll admit. A little short on offense sometimes, but incredibly annoying opponent to debate against because...nothing...seems....to work.

Originally posted by demigawd
Seriously? That's too crazy. PM does have some skills to him, I'll admit. A little short on offense sometimes, but incredibly annoying opponent to debate against because...nothing...seems....to work.

😎

Yeah, PM kicks ass like that. I've read at least 2 or 3 JLA comics where nothing is working and they just throw him into the battle like some 'secret weapon' (once against Polaris, once against Fernis, the evil side of Manhunter, one where something was controlling somone from the inside and he pulled it out of them, etc.)...he's useful like that.

-DM

Originally posted by DigiMark007
😎

Yeah, PM kicks ass like that. I've read at least 2 or 3 JLA comics where nothing is working and they just throw him into the battle like some 'secret weapon' (once against Polaris, once against Fernis, the evil side of Manhunter, one where something was controlling somone from the inside and he pulled it out of them, etc.)...he's useful like that.

-DM


He is indeed😄

I kinda liked offspring even more😄

So Hulk's thunderclap wouldn't work?

Thunderclap? It might keep PM away from him, but it wouldn't permanently take him out. In that scenario, it would just be a draw...the best Hulk could hope for in this fight.

But again, if PM can sneak up on Hulk through the ground itself if he wants or just make himself look like something inconspicuous, eventually he'll get close enough to brain-rape Hulk or do something else to him.

-DM

remeber that plas and his son are the two most versatile strechers there are. they can actually turn into stuff like shapeshifters while every body else like reed and, Elongated man just twirls around and junk. that being said plas crawls up hulks ass and turns into a giant spiked club. and spin around as fast as he can