Originally posted by Wickerman
So i wake up, brush my teeth, take a shower, post a few posts on KMC and go to the gym. While at the gym, i get a phonecall "Dude, we're goin' football (soccer) playin. Come on. So.....i come back home, change clothes, get my rollerblades, and some casual tennis-shoe thingies. I roll over to the other feckin side of the city, then i play soccer for 3 hours.....then i walk all the way home.....cry The sad thing is the pain's gone now....my legs are numb 🙁
~wickerman~
You have several options in this scenario:
1) Get some horse linament from the barn, slather yourself in it, have someone wrap you in cellophane and watch Leave it to Beaver for a couple hours.
2) Smear honey on your testicles, have your arms tied behind your back and lie first down on a red ant hill.
3) Take a straight razor, shear off that forresty patch you've grown, put peanut butter on your nipples and go visit the Dog Pound.
Either of these things should help you forget the pain, or numbness that you're feeling at the moment. 🙂