fecking pain :(

Originally posted by Disco Moose
You have several options in this scenario:

1) Get some horse linament from the barn, slather yourself in it, have someone wrap you in cellophane and watch Leave it to Beaver for a couple hours.

2) Smear honey on your testicles, have your arms tied behind your back and lie first down on a red ant hill.

3) Take a straight razor, shear off that forresty patch you've grown, put peanut butter on your nipples and go visit the Dog Pound.

Either of these things should help you forget the pain, or numbness that you're feeling at the moment. 🙂

😆 😆 This is advice given to me by someone that goes to the gym regularly 😂

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Depends on the team. I'm usually in defense if i'm in a good team. Otherwise i'm the attacker, doing the dribbling.

Go get run over by a Renault 😆 I'm sorry man, just kiddin 😉 You know i 😍 you

~wickerman~

But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.

ok, I'm done.

Originally posted by Wickerman
😆 😆 This is advice given to me by someone that goes to the gym regularly 😂

~wickerman~

Well DUHHH!! Why do you think I go? There's nothing like a good patch shearing to brghten ones day. 😛

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
ok, I'm done.

Woah...must be a big hit with the ladies 😛

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Well DUHHH!! Why do you think I go? There's nothing like a good patch shearing to brghten ones day. 😛

I'm out of peanut butter 🙁 Will mayonaise do? 😱

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Woah...must be a big hit with the ladies 😛

I'm out of peanut butter 🙁 Will mayonaise do? 😱

~wickerman~

I suppose it could, though it tends to chafe the nipples.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
chafe the nipples.

Yes puh-LEASE droolio

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Yes puh-LEASE droolio

~wickerman~

😂 Oooookay. Whatever floats yer boat Captain Kinky.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
😂 Oooookay. Whatever floats yer boat Captain Kinky.

"Beam me up Moosy"

"It's SCOTTY .... ye wee boob " 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
"Beam me up Moosy"

"It's SCOTTY .... ye wee boob " 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Scotty died yesterday.

Originally posted by Wickerman
"Beam me up Moosy"

"It's SCOTTY .... ye wee boob " 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Scotty...sadly...is BEAMING no more. 🙁

However, according to his widow, it's been that way for YEARS.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Scotty...sadly...is BEAMING no more. 🙁

However, according to his widow, it's been that way for YEARS.

Yeah, i heard he died yesterday 🙁 i loved his character too cry

Aww man, how did ya know that? got.....inside....info? 😖hifty:

ps: I'm getting ready for that bath.....i'm butt naked right now 😱

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Yeah, i heard he died yesterday 🙁 i loved his character too cry

Aww man, how did ya know that? got.....inside....info? 😖hifty:

ps: I'm getting ready for that bath.....i'm butt naked right now 😱

~wickerman~

No...somehow...I just knew it. 🤨

Hey! Great! I won't sleep for a week, having pictured that, and you'll need the jaws of life to remove the image from my head, but, Good for you! 👆

Originally posted by Disco Moose
No...somehow...I just knew it. 🤨

Hey! Great! I won't sleep for a week, having pictured that, and you'll need the jaws of life to remove the image from my head, but, Good for you! 👆

Sorry 🙁

Hey, remember that testicular eczema we were talking about the other day? GUESS WHAT 😱

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Sorry 🙁

Hey, remember that testicular eczema we were talking about the other day? GUESS WHAT 😱

~wickerman~

😂 S'allright. I just...it's the whole bony, pimply ass image that gets to me...

AND the excema rears it's ugly head again...

It's back, worse than ever, isn't it?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
😂 S'allright. I just...it's the whole bony, pimply ass image that gets to me...

AND the excema rears it's ugly head again...

It's back, worse than ever, isn't it?

Maybe 😖hifty:

Well......off to take a bath now 😱 *strolls along jumping around and occassionally doing a backflip .......... while butt naked* 😱

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Maybe 😖hifty:

Well......off to take a bath now 😱 *strolls along jumping around and occassionally doing a backflip .......... while butt naked* 😱

~wickerman~

That is so...burned into my retinas....I can't see past it...

And I'm torn on the smilie to use... droolio or 😘 ??

Originally posted by Disco Moose
That is so...burned into my retinas....I can't see past it...

And I'm torn on the smilie to use... droolio or 😘 ??

I just came out of the bathtub .......so yeah, i'm still butt naked 😛

But man, that wasn't a good idea. Now i got heartaches again 🙁

~wickerman~

you two are gross!

Originally posted by XIA
you two are gross!

Thank you 👆

~wickerman~

your welcome 👇