Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Started by Wickerman105 pages
Originally posted by Fionnuala
Wow..that's exactly what I meant..but you put it in a way that actually makes sense and means something....😐

😂 ain't i the little linguist? naughty

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Yes......right..... 😖hifty: ......your first task now is to help me get out of this urinal..... 😖hifty: .....then wash my pants....

~wickerman~

Will the pants be coming off or staying on for said washing? eyes

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Will the pants be coming off or staying on for said washing? eyes

Coming off.....but oopsies....i seem to have forgotten my underwear.....in my.....other pants......ok shut up..... 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Coming off.....but oopsies....i seem to have forgotten my underwear.....in my.....other pants......ok shut up..... 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

How convinient 😖hifty: ...and oops..my top just got splashed from the water in the taps....and it's white..and I seem to have forgotten my bra...oopss...😖hifty:

*puts the porn music back on* naughty

Originally posted by Fionnuala
How convinient 😖hifty: ...and oops..my top just got splashed from the water in the taps....and it's white..and I seem to have forgotten my bra...oopss...😖hifty:

oops......i accidentally clicked the button that turns on the conviniently placed speakers in the bathroom on......and oopsies...it;s barry white playing...... 😖hifty: .......what to do....what to do....... 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by dave123
*puts the porn music back on* naughty

Note to self: Spence gets another raise

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Note to self: Spence gets another raise

~wickerman~

I bet he's not the only one with a raise!

Originally posted by Wickerman
oops......i accidentally clicked the button that turns on the conviniently placed speakers in the bathroom on......and oopsies...it;s barry white playing...... 😖hifty: .......what to do....what to do....... 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Indeed....what shall we do hmm ...maybe I will just slip off my top so I can dry it...

There's so much supposed gay in this thread it hurts 😛

Originally posted by dave123
I bet he's not the only one with a raise!

😖hifty: double entendres are NOT in your job profile 😖hifty:

no matter how incredibly correct they may be 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by silver_tears
There's so much supposed gay in this thread it hurts 😛
It hurts YOU? I couldn't sit down last week 😬

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Indeed....what shall we do hmm ...maybe I will just slip off my top so I can dry it...

Maybe.....you should do that.....and THEN take off my pants...cause.... 😖hifty: ....my hands are.....busy .....with......something else..... 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by silver_tears
There's so much supposed gay in this thread it hurts 😛

We aim to please mademoiselle 😉

~wickerman~

Originally posted by dave123
It hurts YOU? I couldn't sit down last week 😬

that's not COMPLETELY true....... 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Maybe.....you should do that.....and THEN take off my pants...cause.... 😖hifty: ....my hands are.....busy .....with......something else..... 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

*does that* 😖hifty: ...what a very good idea...and your hands..they are busy with my paperwork? 😕

Originally posted by Fionnuala
*does that* 😖hifty: ...what a very good idea...and your hands..they are busy with my paperwork? 😕

Yeah....sure....the paperwork....*stares* nice big round.....papers....with cute perky little.....circles.... 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
We aim to please mademoiselle 😉

~wickerman~

The question is please who 😉

Originally posted by silver_tears
The question is please who 😉

The answer is....anyone 😉
But we do have "special" treatments for.... "special" people 😉

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Yeah....sure....the paperwork....*stares* nice big round.....papers....with cute perky little.....circles.... 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Of course 😂 ...good enough paperwork for you? eyes