Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?

A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?

A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?

No.......

You get Moosey O'Wicker!

*APPLAUSE*

Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....

Moosey O'Wicker!!!

**HUGE APPLAUSE*

droolio

I'd just like to say something.....for the record........just so that there aren't any misunderstandings or anything.......

i'm only half-Transylvanian mkay? 🥷 ......the rest......MIGHT be true 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

eatpop

clapping

Originally posted by Wickerman
I'd just like to say something.....for the record........just so that there aren't any misunderstandings or anything.......

i'm only half-Transylvanian mkay? 🥷 ......the rest......MIGHT be true 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Wicker my friend, you haven't left the house in 11 months, you're fish belly white, and you're wearing a sarong.

🙄

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Wicker my friend, you haven't left the house in 11 months, you're fish belly white, and you're wearing a sarong.

🙄

well i WOULD leave the damn house, but there's a big wooden thingie with a metal pullamajig stuck in it that's blocking the way 🙁
I have though, after long strenuous investigations, come to the conclusion that scrtaching/hitting it doesn't help much ❌

And oooooooh, please excuse ME for having some taste mister "I did my hair like Greta Garbo" pffffffsssshtttttt ....

~wickerman~

euro

*cough*

Originally posted by Wickerman
well i WOULD leave the damn house, but there's a big wooden thingie with a metal pullamajig stuck in it that's blocking the way 🙁
I have though, after long strenuous investigations, come to the conclusion that scrtaching/hitting it doesn't help much ❌

And oooooooh, please excuse ME for having some taste mister "I did my hair like Greta Garbo" pffffffsssshtttttt ....

~wickerman~

Pfft....moron, that's called a thing that leads to outside. 🙄 And you don't scratch and hit it, you command it to open.

Taste? You're right...you've got taste and I don't. 🙄

Those shoes SOOOOO don't go with those earings.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
euro

Oh look what just dragged it's carcas in...it's the UTENSIL.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Pfft....moron, that's called a thing that leads to outside. 🙄 And you don't scratch and hit it, you command it to open.

Taste? You're right...you've got taste and I don't. 🙄

Those shoes SOOOOO don't go with those earings.

Oh well, i'm SORRY mkay? I was busy making MONEY to SUPPORT this family......instead of running around here and there taking POTTERY and ACTING classes like a certain forest-dwelling creature 😠

And that's just RICH coming from someone that thinks Gucci's a brand of pasta 🙄

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Oh look what just dragged it's carcas in...it's the UTENSIL.

*frantic applause*

~wickerman~

gr000000000000000000000000000000p droolio

Originally posted by Wickerman
Oh well, i'm SORRY mkay? I was busy making MONEY to SUPPORT this family......instead of running around here and there taking POTTERY and ACTING classes like a certain forest-dwelling creature 😠

And that's just RICH coming from someone that thinks Gucci's a brand of pasta 🙄

~wickerman~

I am an artiste....

Besides, your "Naked Gollum Web Cam" site hasn't exaclty taken off yet... 🙄

Originally posted by §P0oONY
euro

Welcome to the show Spoony. Glad you could make it.

Say, listen, Wicker was telling me in the green room before we came on that you're into necrophilia....interesting hobby. How'd you get started in that?

i think i don't follow 🤨

Originally posted by Clovie
i think i don't follow 🤨

Originally posted by Clovie
i think i don't follow 🤨

Ah..the lovely Polish princess has arrived. 🙂

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Dont worry your not the only one.

Just sit there are look cute, m'kay? You can be the eye candy that brings in the male viewers. droolio

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I am an artiste....

Besides, your "Naked Gollum Web Cam" site hasn't exaclty taken off yet... 🙄

well, that's just because he was a 2-legged creature and well....you're too delicate about *gasp* standing UP straight Pffshtttt

And since when is covering yourself with hazelnuts and then licking them off while some sick bastard paints it....art??? 🙄

~wickerman~