Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Originally posted by Korri
...to black...

Moose turns his attention to the flippant young woman who dared to speak in his presence.

Mff...mack....mintak...murkkkkfff 😈

oh i am so scared of the fact that you are going to throw truffles at me 😬

Originally posted by Disco Moose
The room grows chillingly cold, and silent.....a soft breath of air fills the spaces between everyone...an electricity of unknown proportions crackles, unseen and unheard, with morbid intensity....and then without warning......

[B]BAM!!!

Say your prayers little one, don't forget my son, to include everyone......

Moose smashes through the window, sending shattered glass fling everywhere. Before he can move, Dave finds his neck held in the vice like grip of Moose's hand, his life....fading....fading.....fading.... [/B]

Watches glass firing around 😕

Hears Metallica

Unoriginal much? 😬

watches Moose strangle Dave

He dies, our profits from his porn movies increase...... so........

watches

😗

~wickerman~

I fail to see what's so embarassing about shoe shoppi -

*dies*

Originally posted by Wickerman
Watches glass firing around 😕

Hears Metallica

Thats so our move eyes

Originally posted by Korri
oh i am so scared of the fact that you are going to throw truffles at me 😬

Umm...Korri, dear...just a quick translation hint...I didn't say truffles, I said knives...easy mistake...keep trying hooney, you're doing SO good speaking moose. 🙂 😍

Originally posted by Korri
Thats so our move eyes

Yeah, but Moose doesn't have that sort of "je ne sais quoi" 😬 OMFG, he shaved 😱

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Watches glass firing around 😕

Hears Metallica

Unoriginal much? 😬

watches Moose strangle Dave

He dies, our profits from his porn movies increase...... so........

watches

😗

~wickerman~

Moose turns his massive Moose head towards the small Romanian barbie doll

There is an ancient Moose proverb that says,

Silly little man in a rubber trenchcoat needn't worry about getting the berries from the highest tree, since he most likely will be ordering out this evening anyways, because berries cannot sustain the silly little man in the trench coat.

Now....that has absolutely NO bearing here whatsoever...but I like to say it....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Umm...Korri, dear...just a quick translation hint...I didn't say truffles, I said knives...easy mistake...keep trying hooney, you're doing SO good speaking moose. 🙂 😍

in the heat of the moment, Wicker picks up the closes thing......a magaizne of some sort......and uses it as some sort of shield.....

GET BACK MOOSE, GET BAAAACK!!!!!!!

looks at magazine cover

Or this...err......INTERIOR DECORATING MAGAZINE GETS IT!!!

looks at it again

Wait a minute......who the fukk...... 🤨

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Umm...Korri, dear...just a quick translation hint...I didn't say truffles, I said knives...easy mistake...keep trying hooney, you're doing SO good speaking moose. 🙂 😍

Patronising git 🙁

Vlad dude, your so frickin thick 😐

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Moose turns his massive Moose head towards the small Romanian barbie doll

There is an ancient Moose proverb that says,

Silly little man in a rubber trenchcoat needn't worry about getting the berries from the highest tree, since he most likely will be ordering out this evening anyways, because berries cannot sustain the silly little man in the trench coat.

Now....that has absolutely NO bearing here whatsoever...but I like to say it....

*flicks zippo lighter open* don't make me do it man!!!!!!!

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
in the heat of the moment, Wicker picks up the closes thing......a magaizne of some sort......and uses it as some sort of shield.....

GET BACK MOOSE, GET BAAAACK!!!!!!!

looks at magazine cover

Or this...err......INTERIOR DECORATING MAGAZINE GETS IT!!!

looks at it again

Wait a minute......who the fukk...... 🤨

~wickerman~

Moose, in his infinite wisdom, gathered over his centuries on the earth, does the one thing that he knows will bring Vlad to his knees....literally.

*presses play on the CD player*

Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wond’ring in the night
What were the chances we’d be sharing love
Before the night was through.
Something in your eyes was so inviting,
Something in you smile was so exciting,
Something in my heart,told me I must have you.

A little...Sinatra? 🙂

Originally posted by Korri
Patronising git 🙁

Vlad dude, your so frickin thick 😐

Moose walks up to Korri....eyes her...and then kisses her deeply.

Yeah, I'm patronising.

Would a patronising moose do THAT?

I think not.

The look in your eyes tells me that only a moose with a death wish would DO THAT.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Moose, in his infinite wisdom, gathered over his centuries on the earth, does the one thing that he knows will bring Vlad to his knees....literally.

*presses play on the CD player*

Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wond?ring in the night
What were the chances we?d be sharing love
Before the night was through.
Something in your eyes was so inviting,
Something in you smile was so exciting,
Something in my heart,told me I must have you.

A little...Sinatra? 🙂

*No thanks. I never liked the Ratpack bi'atch!" *tosses the magazine at Moose's face*

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Moose walks up to Korri....eyes her...and then kisses her deeply.

Yeah, I'm patronising.

Would a patronising moose do THAT?

I think not.

The look in your eyes tells me that only a moose with a death wish would DO THAT.

......i.....i......i.... 😕

Originally posted by Wickerman
*No thanks. I never liked the Ratpack bi'atch!" *tosses the magazine at Moose's face*

~wickerman~

The magazine hits Moose in the face...
he looks at the magazine....
he looks at Wicker.....
then at the magazine....
then at wicker....
then he glances back at the magazine....
then a furtive, shy, glance at Vlad....
then he does a quick "Up/Down" from the magaizine to Wicker...

Originally posted by Korri
......i.....i......i.... 😕

More?

Moose takes Korri in his arms and kisses her again

It's allright dear child....I understand...

I wanna kiss you all over, and over again...I wanna kiss you all over, until the night closes in..

....a.....am...a....m.....spe...

Originally posted by Korri
....a.....am...a....m.....spe...

Special? Yes...you are....

Afterall...Moose DID choose you, didn't he?

Moose laughs arrogantly, which turns into a sputtering cough, and eventually, the expulsion of his lunch

Originally posted by Disco Moose
The magazine hits Moose in the face...
he looks at the magazine....
he looks at Wicker.....
then at the magazine....
then at wicker....
then he glances back at the magazine....
then a furtive, shy, glance at Vlad....
then he does a quick "Up/Down" from the magaizine to Wicker...

I needed a few quick bucks mkay? Now stop looking at me like that or i'm calling the Health department and squealing on a certain someone that hasn't cleaned their room since the cold war 😖hifty:

~wickerman~