Originally posted by Syren
Ok, no rhyme, sue me 🤓
On behalf of Monsieur D. Moose and Madamoiselle V. Wickerman, I am hereby appointed to serve you, Miss S. Von Tramp, with court papers summoning you to Superior court of justice, section 12. Henceforth, the parties of Mr Moose and Mrs Wicker will be knows simply as Moosey O'Wicker and Miss S. VonTramp will be knows as Tramp. Miss Tramp is hereby being sued in said Superior court by Moosey O'Wicker, for her failure to comply with general poem madate and etiquette number one, subsection 3.B.which states:
failure to rhyme in proper context, within the parameters set forth by the creators of LATE NIGHT WITH MOOSEY O'WICKER, shall be subject the civil court proceedings, laid by the afforementioned creators, and shall be held responsible for all court costs and shall reounce his or her rights to any material used on the show, henceforth, blah blah, legal jargon, blah.
Consider your ass, sued. 😄