Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

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Originally posted by Korri
Fi is The Telagraph of love 😍

You must tell the world! 😊

I have already 😖hifty:

((I'm so sorry Dark cry ))

k im leavin now

No its beautiful :love;

i will talk about it laterz guysh droolio

Originally posted by DarkC
k im leavin now

So i say to myself....."Hey, today i'm gonna do something productive, that will HELP KMC, and make it a better place for one and all. I'll read all 102 pages of the Suggestions thread and add my own thoughts. Meanwhile, a certain skanky moose and a few .............ladies........... 😖hifty: ............work behind my back hmmm? WELL WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH BWHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😈

~wickerman~

picks up the telephone and dials......stops when moose screams "Dial 9 first you bastard"

........fecking cheap bastard......

continues dialing.......

Yes.....Eduardo......hey.....yeah, it's Vlad....so....how's things in Cuba? Hmm.....nasty....well...oh no no, everything's....great 😖hifty: ......listen...think you could mail me my.....package? you know....the one i left there back in the day?

plays with the telephone cord waiting

Sure i'll hold......

browses through a "Purebreed Equines" magazine somebody....left...behind 😖hifty:

Yeah, i'm still here......

bites a nail off.......waits.......whistles for a while......

Yeah, sure, the spiked tentacles of forced intrusion too......i need to....teach a few people a lesson in pain and respect.......
Sure, i'll mail you the money......WOW.....you still GOT THAT???? Awesome.....sure, i'll wait...

plays with his goattee a bit.....looks around........sighs......looks around......ignores Moose's screaming "Who finished the toilet paper?????"

What do you MEAN lubricant??? No, i'm sure they won't mind.......

scratches neck......looks at nails......

Hmm.....oh really??? Well i'm sure it wasn't deemed THAT dangerous.....outlawed by NATO huh? oh well......send it over anyway....i'm sure they can grow them back after i chop 'em off.....

flicks a stray lock of hair

Yep...that'd be GREAT Eduardo.....thanks........yeah, sure.....see ya man.....oh don't worry about it....yep....best to your lady .....bye bye

shuts telephone

Hey Scoooooooootty...........Kooooriiiii........Hey Aaaassshhhh.......i'm gonna receive a little....package from a good friend of mine......they're a bunch of.......toys........and boy, am i gonna have fun playing with YOU......... 😈

~wickerman~

hysterical ...problem being you will never set foot in England because of all the English people....are you seeing the dilema you will face?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
hysterical ...problem being you will never set foot in England because of all the English people....are you seeing the dilema you will face?

I find you lack of faith.............disturbing

😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I find you lack of faith.............disturbing

😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I find your lack of pants and choice of PVC straps disturbing but I don't comment on it all the time..😖hifty:

If "Yeah, yeah, YEAAAAAAAH keep doing it baby" counts as commenting, then yes you do 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
If "Yeah, yeah, YEAAAAAAAH keep doing it baby" counts as commenting, then yes you do 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Ooopss...forgot that part 😮

If by "forgot" you mean "It felt so incredibly good, such a surreal experience, that i simply couldn't accept the fact that anyone could pleasure me so" , then you are correct 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
If by "forgot" you mean "It felt so incredibly good, such a surreal experience, that i simply couldn't accept the fact that anyone could pleasure me so" , then you are correct 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Once again you've found me out...detective

I detect sarcasm, but my subconscious refuses to accept it on the grounds of <<if i were to accept that, my heart would be crushed. And i don't mean crushed as in "Oh God, Scott, did you have to crush that kids' neck just cause he thought you're one of Santa's reindeer?" .....>> 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I detect sarcasm, but my subconscious refuses to accept it on the grounds of <<if i were to accept that, my heart would be crushed. And i don't mean crushed as in "Oh God, Scott, did you have to crush that kids' neck just cause he thought you're one of Santa's reindeer?" .....>> 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Sarcasm?..what is that? 😕

I don't know, it's this thing smart people use....but i not being one, don't know 🙁

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I don't know, it's this thing smart people use....but i not being one, don't know 🙁

~wickerman~