This lady was doing a newspaper piece on the Funny Farm, so she decided to visit it for research. She walks in the first door and there's a guy sitting on the bed with his arms spread out, swaying back and forth, side to side yelling zoom, zoom. She asked him what he was doing and he said "I'm practicing for when I get out of here, cause I'm going to be an airplane pilot!" So she goes into the next room and there's a guy siting on the bed with both his arms straight out in front of himself, fists clenched, yelling rumm, rumm, rumm. She asked him what he was doing. He says "I'm practicing for when I get out of here, cause I'm going to be a race car driver!" She walks into a third room and there is a guy sitting on his bed, buck naked, and has a big boner with a pecan shell stuck on the end of it. So she says, "What are you practicing to be when you get out of here?" And the guy looks at her and says "Lady, are you crazy, I'm never getting out of here, can't you see I'm ****ing nuts?"
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~wickerman~
That's disturbing yet funny, try this one:
A nurse walks into a hospital waiting room and confronts three expectant fathers.
"Congratulations," she said to the first one. "You are now the father of twins."
"That's funny," the man laughs relievedly. "Becauces I work for Twin City Electronics."
The nurse turns to the second man. "Congratulations," she said. "You're now the father of three beautiful triplets."
The second guy wipes the sweat off his brow. "That's weird." he said. "Because I work for AAA(Triple-A)."
At this time, the third guy jumps up in a panic.
The first two men ask him what was wrong, startled.
"I've got to get out of here." the third man gasped. "I work for 10,000 Automobile Parts!"
Originally posted by DarkC
That's disturbing yet funny, try this one:A nurse walks into a hospital waiting room and confronts three expectant fathers.
"Congratulations," she said to the first one. "You are now the father of twins."
"That's funny," the man laughs relievedly. "Becauces I work for Twin City Electronics."The nurse turns to the second man. "Congratulations," she said. "You're now the father of three beautiful triplets."
The second guy wipes the sweat off his brow. "That's weird." he said. "Because I work for AAA(Triple-A)."
At this time, the third guy jumps up in a panic.
The first two men ask him what was wrong, startled."I've got to get out of here." the third man gasped. "I work for 10,000 Automobile Parts!"
😆 can you just imagine 10.000 little Vladimirs running around? 😈
~wickerman~