Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Started by Korri105 pages

take a risk 😐

Originally posted by HimoKun
Great Odin's raven! I'm offended. You know what you are, You are a smelly pirate hooker! Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!

cry

You're only offended because you don't want to admit the truth...

*closes closet door*

Originally posted by HimoKun
Great Odin's raven! I'm offended. You know what you are, You are a smelly pirate hooker! Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!

You as Standing Queen exiled her remember? 😂

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Syren
cry

You're only offended because you don't want to admit the truth...

*closes closet door*

I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Originally posted by HimoKun
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Sadly though......Dr. Noisewater got killed in a stabbing incident involving basketball and a guy playing while having a sharp pencil in his pocket......the Octagon was never the same again 🙁

~wickerman~

Originally posted by HimoKun
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

😆 That is some awesome shit, dude... 😂

Originally posted by Wickerman
Sadly though......Dr. Noisewater got killed in a stabbing incident involving basketball and a guy playing while having a sharp pencil in his pocket......the Octagon was never the same again 🙁

~wickerman~

You got the got stabbed in the ball thing from While You Were Sleeping.

And more quotes:

Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna goi on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?
Ed Harken: [thinks about it] ... Screwing?

Originally posted by HimoKun
You got the got stabbed in the ball thing from While You Were Sleeping.

And more quotes:

Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna goi on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?
Ed Harken: [thinks about it] ... Screwing?

Naw, 'twas from Sex and the city 😉 What's the site you're getting all these quotes from?

~wickerman~

Why are we quoting? 😕

Originally posted by Wickerman
Naw, 'twas from Sex and the city 😉 What's the site you're getting all these quotes from?

~wickerman~

The movie I'm watching now.

Originally posted by Korri
Why are we quoting? 😕

'cause we're cool like that 😎

~wickerman~

Originally posted by HimoKun
The movie I'm watching now.

Aaaah, ok....actually, i might be mixing the whole "Sex and the city" thing up with something else 🙁 My memory's fekked 🙁

~wickerman~

Go fvck yourself San Diego.

Originally posted by Wickerman
'cause we're cool like that 😎

~wickerman~

Im not cool like that 😕

Originally posted by Korri
Im not cool like that 😕

You don't need to be cool babeh....you're hawt.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Bribe-taking corrupt bastard 😠

i'll double what she gave you 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

I don't think you have four breasts 😬

Originally posted by Wickerman
You don't need to be cool babeh....you're hawt.

~wickerman~

Thats right 😊

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I don't think you have four breasts 😬

I....errr......admit to nothing 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..

I'll have three fingers of Glenlibbet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheese.

Originally posted by Korri
Thats right 😊

shlorpinate me babeh....droolio

~wickerman~