Originally posted by Syren
cryYou're only offended because you don't want to admit the truth...
*closes closet door*
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Originally posted by HimoKun
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Sadly though......Dr. Noisewater got killed in a stabbing incident involving basketball and a guy playing while having a sharp pencil in his pocket......the Octagon was never the same again 🙁
~wickerman~
Originally posted by HimoKun
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
😆 That is some awesome shit, dude... 😂
Originally posted by Wickerman
Sadly though......Dr. Noisewater got killed in a stabbing incident involving basketball and a guy playing while having a sharp pencil in his pocket......the Octagon was never the same again 🙁~wickerman~
You got the got stabbed in the ball thing from While You Were Sleeping.
And more quotes:
Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna goi on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?
Ed Harken: [thinks about it] ... Screwing?
Originally posted by HimoKun
You got the got stabbed in the ball thing from While You Were Sleeping.And more quotes:
Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna goi on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?
Ed Harken: [thinks about it] ... Screwing?
Naw, 'twas from Sex and the city 😉 What's the site you're getting all these quotes from?
~wickerman~