Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

1900 posts babeh w00t

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Originally posted by Wickerman
Lol.....i'm so tired i almost clicked "report" instead of quote 😖

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Originally posted by Fionnuala
Thank you hihat ...there are easier ways to get rid of me though 😬 ✅

Warning: Randomness following:

I TOLD YOU TO GET BACK INTO YOUR BRITPOP SHEXXAH FAN AREA THAT HAS BEEN DESIGNATED FOR YOU!!!!!! pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey

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Originally posted by Wickerman
Warning: Randomness following:

I TOLD YOU TO GET BACK INTO YOUR BRITPOP SHEXXAH FAN AREA THAT HAS BEEN DESIGNATED FOR YOU!!!!!! pokey pokey pokey pokey pokey

~wickerman~

Time for some humor in here.

Why is blonde liike a doorknob?

Cuz everyone gets a turn.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
sadwalk ....okay..*sniff* ...I'll just go now...*sits down in fan area* cry

Ahem..........*points to dressing room* *hint hint* 😉

~wickerman~

Originally posted by HimoKun
Why is blonde liike a doorknob?

You in a Las Vegas drag queen Marylin Monroe look-a-like competition? 😖hifty:

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Why are blondes like railroad tracks?

Cuz they've been laid all over the country.

Originally posted by HimoKun
Why are blondes like railroad tracks?

Cuz they've been laid all over the country.

😐

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Ahem..........*points to dressing room* *hint hint* 😉

~wickerman~

Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes?

A: Cos both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends.

Originally posted by HimoKun
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes?

A: Cos both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?

A: She scorched her lips on the exhaust pipe.

Originally posted by dave123
Boom Boom Chiss!

As our new sound technician.....i'd just like to let you know we don't give out any kind of insurance ❌.......Scott kills...i mean.....erm...they leave too quickly 😗

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
As our new sound technician.....i'd just like to let you know we don't give out any kind of insurance ❌.......Scott kills...i mean.....erm...they leave too quickly 😗

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I think I'm too blonde to take a hint like that 😐

No you're not....i've seen your pic 🥷

~wickerman~

Well, the clock says it's time to close now
I guess I'd better go now
I'd really like to stay here all night
The cars crawl past all stuffed with eyes
Street lights share their hollow glow
Your brain seems bruised with numb surprise
Still one place to go
Still one place to go

Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen
Warm my mind near your gentle stove
Turn me out and I'll wander baby
Stumblin' in the neon groves

Well, your fingers weave quick minarets
Speak in secret alphabets
I light another cigarette
Learn to forget, learn to forget
Learn to forget, learn to forget

Wickerman, if you can tell me what song this is I'll give you a pie.

Originally posted by dave123
Dun dun dun!

Pablo Francisco eat yer heart out 😍

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
No you're not....i've seen your pic 🥷

~wickerman~

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Well, the clock says it's time to close now
I guess I'd better go now
I'd really like to stay here all night
The cars crawl past all stuffed with eyes
Street lights share their hollow glow
Your brain seems bruised with numb surprise
Still one place to go
Still one place to go

Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen
Warm my mind near your gentle stove
Turn me out and I'll wander baby
Stumblin' in the neon groves

Well, your fingers weave quick minarets
Speak in secret alphabets
I light another cigarette
Learn to forget, learn to forget
Learn to forget, learn to forget

Wickerman, if you can tell me what song this is I'll give you a pie.

I made several essays about The Doors....you're insulting me 😬

~wickerman~