Last words before death

"i thought you said your husband wouldn't be home till Monday!"

"Come here little kitty"

"yes honey under arrest CI... hey guys what was the other letter?"

"I wounder what would happen if i just stuck my finger in their a little bit..."

"wat the hell oh crap i thought i grabbed the natural one not the latex ones!"

*goes up to Woodrow Wilson*

"I don't believe it!!"

"Lolz!!!1111"

"Be Carful How You Tell My Wife"

" i believe i can fly, soar across the open sky, uh oh, the ground is getting pretty close

"Mm, marijuana is good"

"honey i need that ring back..."

"Don't worry, Stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a hovel from that distan..."

"Hello, hunny!"

"you'll laugh when i tell you!"

Last words of many men: "Can i touch your boobs?"

"Gazpacho Soup!!!"

"What's in this box, i wonder"

"Is it okay if I touch you there?"

"I'll always be here, in every rain storm, in every touch, every kiss, my love will never die...."

"Did you remember to pack the chute?"