Last words before death

"IM CUMMING"

"So there really is a god.. oh well"

" will you scratch my balls? "

"i really think i should cut the red wire instead..."

"So this is what dying is like, hmm i would have expected a white horse drawn carriage, not my mother in law"

"this is very slow and painful 😐 why wont it it end oh my oh my it hurts 😐"

"nah, dont be silly, it aint loaded..."

Damn it

i wish i could ha......

Some of yalls replys had me laughing my butt off.

hmm...that cars coming straight at me....
should i try to dogde or stand here and hope that it swirves around me?

" why wont my parachute open? "

"I have a confession to make........I'm not really a film prophet."
*soap opera music plays in background*

MUMMY!!!!!

last words before death."don't let my two bratty sons know that I have 2 million stashed under my bed." "go! bury it in the backyard before the relatives find it.""hurry, go in the bathroom and look under the toliet and there should be another 5 million.""honey, make sure that you put the 5 million in my right hand when they put me in the the ground, I need it so I can spend it in the afterlife.""go and take the rest and go to las vegas and spend it, I don't care if you lose all of it or not, why should I care I'll be dead anyway."

"Am I dying or is this my birthday?"

'who farted?'

My KMC account password is "albarocks".

' i told you i was ill '

"Wahoo"