Lady Syrenna von Tramp, Problem Solver

Nope, you are my bodyguard, like old times eyes

*fidgets in chair*

Those were the days, eh? Where I had to sit in a sofa bolted to one of the upper beams in the GM club. 😛

*swats at invisible flies - mumbling to self*

Originally posted by Syren
*starts to write notes whilst watching the nutters closely*

🤨

What you talkin' 'bout Mabel

Starts mumbling back and forth, it wasent me I didnt kill her no It wasent me I know it was the other person no no It wasent me, lights another 😮‍💨

HE'S SMOKING!!!!!!!!! 😠

*hides bag of....illegal substance* 😗

baby mommy...mommy...mommy i did a doodoo

Lemme see that, J.

Originally posted by Fëanor
baby mommy...mommy...mommy i did a doodoo

EWWWWWW, DARKCANADIAN HELP YOUR BABY!

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Lemme see that, J.

No, it's my properta! IT'S IN MY NAUGHTY PLACES! 😈

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Am I here for no reason at all? There is an empty chair in front of my desk waiting to be filled (not by 'doodoo' Feanor), if you would like to choose amongst yourselves who is to be next, we can proceed...

😱 *throws self into Kerry's office and climbs into the chair*

Originally posted by JToTheP
EWWWWWW, DARKCANADIAN HELP YOUR BABY!

Jumpy *flies over JToTheP lands hard in front of sexily clad female with spectacles*

I believe I am next Miss.Syren

Originally posted by Syren
You've all heard of us; counsellors, shrinks, psychotherapists, agony aunts, and anything else you may choose to call us, but right here and now you are about to meet your very own KMC Councelless, Lady Syrenna.

Issues, anxieties, doubts, worries, paranoia, nervousness, I can cure all mental ailments.

Come inside, lay yourself down on my leather sofa and allow me to work my miraculous magic on your tortured souls.

*rolls skirt up a few inches, places spectacles on nose and perches on the edge of the desk, clipboard at the ready, pen poised and concentrated expression firmly in place*

I've seen countless pornos that start this way.....I'd like to think this isn't going to be any different.

NO CUTTING! 😠

There there, BF......don't accuse Miss Kerry of being a whore just yet.

Originally posted by JToTheP
NO CUTTING! 😠

Being a mod grants me certain privileges, cutting in line to lay down on Syrens leather couch is one such privilege.